We're as talented as we are handsome. Thank god our music is plagiarised.
Boomtown Brisbane, Australia
Joined November 2009
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El Optimeños retweeted
You sound insecure. As you should be.
Your attempt to seize bodily autonomy from millions of women & LGBT+ people is a stain on our country.
I don’t care how long you “worked” to seize control of people’s bodies. That right belongs to individuals, not you.
We will not comply.
I’m still trying to figure out who masterminded the whole “peel bananas from the bottom” life-hack hoax. Who has ever had any difficulty peeling or holding a banana before? Oh, you want to open an unripened banana or have an impractically small handle to hold it by? Pardon me. 🙄
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As an SNL nerd I want to go on record to say that, in my own opinion of course, the biggest loss (based on current comedic value) from the conclusion of Season 47 was @aidybryant 👏🏼🙌🏼💐… Kate McKinnon was a stalwart and made a bigger impact but sort of checked out 2 seasons ago.
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.@kylemooney was the most shocking SNL departure for me. I’d say the 2nd biggest loss from current roster (Aidy, Kyle, Kate and Pete - in that order)… Wish him (and all of them) the best and thank you all for your contribution to one of the world’s foremost comedy institutions.
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El Optimeños retweeted
Prodigy’s music is finally back on all platforms. Stream the HNIC album today. Stream Albert Einstein album today. Refresh your memory of how amazing & trend setting P was. Or discover it for the first time. We miss you P! I promise the legacy wont be forgotten!! 🙏🏽
Now back to watching NBA career highlight reals of MJ, AI, J-Will, Steph Curry, J-Kidd & Beastbrook. You live your life how you please (although just advocating for the biological imperative - if you have kids, stop making them allergic to dumb shit… Please).
I think we’re all experiencing a shared fever dream if we don’t come to realise that Will Smith’s outburst at the Oscar’s was just a guerrilla marketing stunt for his upcoming movie The Pursuit of Slapinness. #Howcanheslap
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Wanted: Any self-identifying or aspiring social media influencers! I’m conducting a very thorough piece of research to get to the splintered bone and liquefied gizzards of your definitely very real professional anatomy. $50 per hour. Meet by the old woodchipper @ 3pm.
If given any super power it would be the level of self-confidence that only comes with a proportionately opposite level of self awareness. Think about it: Trevor Noah, Romny Chieng and Machine Gun Kelly all think they are good at what they do. #DunningKruger
Remember how Steve Jobs died? Can you call his demise planned obsolescence if it was from an entirely treatable form of pancreatic cancer? I couldn’t say… But if someone can take Apple out with it next time we can start to untether ourselves from this inferior tech monolith.
WU-TANG is most definitely for the children! 🙌🏼 Love seeing the Ticalian Stallion @methodman respect the hustle of young journalist @Jazzysworldtv1 and the enthusiasm and ambition of Jazzy setting out to follow her dreams. 💯👑youtu.be/voGPPzVJDbg
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Going back through AI highlight reels and realised I never watched his Hall of Fame enshrinement. Wow… Iverson’s record on the court is undeniable but this speech shows us another side to his dedication as someone we should all aspire to be like. 🙌🏼 youtu.be/x67RQKknl-g
If I owned a bar there is almost zero chance that I wouldn’t offer a cocktail of Jack Daniels and ginger beer called a ‘Stormy Daniels’ which would be sold for USD $44,100 but with a second instalment of USD $130,000 🤔
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