DEATH TO JUSTIN BIEBERS!!!!!!!!

Man, I don't see why I get shot multiple times when I just wanted to give him back his wallet. :/ -Slender's Woods. P.S. I took 20 bucks. :)

Q: Why did Columbus sail to America? A: He was escaping me.

Little Slendy: Daddy look! That man is stealing my drawings! Slendy: I'll get them back. *Challenge Accepted Face. Oh wait, never mind. o.o

I was going to publish a book, but I lost eight pages. *Slendy wanted to put a smiley face here, but he didn't know wat a smiley was*

You shalt not seeth my face, but. I shalt seeth yours. Thou shalt not escapeth me. For I am Der Ritter.