I am so annoyed that I've been sucked into Mormon X. Fine- if you're going to mock Mormons for being weird, here are the top 10 weirdest things we believe- have at them. 1- A man constructed a ship, put two of every animal on that ship, and then the earth was flooded 2- A big fish swallowed a prophet of God, lived inside that big fish for 3 days, and was then spat out. 3- There was once a talking donkey 4- A man once carried all of his strength in his hair, and once the hair was cut, he was a weakling. 5- A prophet called out a bunch of bears to eat the kids who were mocking him. 6- A prophet got commandments written on stone from a burning bush. 7- A whole river was turned to blood. 8- A man parted the Red Sea and then walked across it on dry land. 9- A woman was turned into a pillar of salt and number 10 - this one is a doozy- brace yourselves We believe the Son of God was born to a virgin and died for our sins.