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Not really disabled, just doing my best broken Transformer impression. Sarcastic. Easily amused.

Joined March 2014
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When the option is to either listen to Doris Burke’s commentary on the Golden State Warriors game or switch it into Spanish, I’ll take the Spanish every damn time. Do I speak Spanish? Absolutely fucking not🙃
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This mutt has more points than Klay Thompson tonight btw
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Replying to @Clayd28
Klay on the mavs
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Replying to @FanaticsSupport
@FanaticsSupport Why is a @RoyalMail return £6.20 when it should be £4.69? It isn’t bc it’s up to 20kg either, as that’s £9.79. The website makes me input what the return is, 1 T-shirt doesn’t weigh +5kg. The website won’t allow me to return w/out picking a method so I can’t go
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Direct to @RoyalMail for the return either. Overcharging postage isn’t cool.
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Darcy rates the raspberry @MagnumUK ice cream sticks a 10/10👌🏻😂
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Ben Bradley, who claimed that giving kids in poverty free school meals was supporting crack dens, seems to be taking his loss as East Midlands mayoral candidate well.
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- you spilt my pint you plasticine prick? - leave it barry, just walk away. - i’ll put my foot so far up your arse, even tony hart won’t know how to fix you…
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Super excited for the baseball again! My fiancé & his son are joining us this year👌🏻Should be great fun. I never get parking in LDN as damn cheap as I do when I go to the baseball😂 For my hospital appts parking in Marylebone is £50, Euston £35/40. For the baseball, it’s £11.10🙃
Calling all MLB fans in London⚾ There’s just 100 days to go until the MLB World Tour: London Series 2024 🙌 👉 Secure the best seats in the house now. Tickets available here: ticketmaster.co.uk/mlb #LetsDoLondon #VisitLondon #LiveTheLondonSeries #100DTG @MLB
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Throwback to the time the wonderful ppl at @MoleskineStudio added a wheelchair option after I tweeted them. This is what listening to disabled ppl, & understanding representation matters, looks like. Makes me smile every time I use it!🥰 #disability #DisabilityTwitter #wheelchair
Replying to @TheOneThatRolls
Hi Lucy, so we took a crack at it and I hope you like our take on the wheelchair. This will be in the next update of #Timepage. x, The Moleskine Studio Team
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Jesus Christ this game has been a clusterfuck of turnovers. Painful. #GoldenState #GSW #Grizzlies
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Cory Joseph getting minutes for no fucking reason. #NBA #Warriors #Grizzlies #GSW #MEM
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Replying to @AXS_UK
@AXS_UK Do you not think this is pretty #discriminatory? Why can I buy 6 non-access tickets, but my partner & I - two #wheelchairusers needing a PA ticket each - cannot buy tickets online. Where is the equity? Splitting it into 2 orders = 2x fees, again, where is the equity?!
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Additionally, before you say to call you - I have, and I’ve been on hold for 52 mins so far. Calling is not the answer; allowing disabled people to book with their also disabled family is not too much to ask for.
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Replying to @richardkramer_
I think action would be buying a ramp, raising access issues in their workplace, employing a disabled candidate, researching the social model or being an ally while a disabled person takes the lead. It really isn’t quizzing us, expecting a conversation or asking us to educate.
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Do. Not. Ask. Me. Shit. Sincerely, a wheelie who has had enough of non-disabled people assuming I need to be rescued. If I need help, I’ll ask. Bore off.
● Today, the Government launched a new campaign, developed in partnership with disabled people, aiming to start conversations about the everyday assumptions that disabled people face about their lives and capabilities with the simple call to action #AskDontAssume
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I find it odd the Lucie Blackman doc on Netflix that features her dad fails to mention the £450,000 he accepted from her murderer before or during the first trial. "Yes, we are expecting it to have an effect on the judge's decision”, Obara’s lawyer said re: the money. And it did.
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The wording on this pain clinic form is utterly atrocious @NWAngliaFT. Tell me who the “normal people” are? Am I abnormal, by your standards, because I have a disability? Awful wording. This entire form lacks disability awareness. Do better.
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The fact your form cannot differentiate between ppl w/ long term disability & ppl w/ long term injuries. So much of the form fails to acknowledge disability or that one can be in pain & not have depression! I am not anxious, I am not depressed. My life is painful, yet fulfilling.
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Seriously, @NWAngliaFT, my gene defect is not something I will recover from. I am not injured. I am disabled. That will never change. My ‘recovery’ is not possible, why must you try & force us all into one box?
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Replying to @DownloadFest
@DownloadFest I have an urgent disabled access issue, I have emailed, filled out the online form & called 119 & cannot get through to anyone. How is this acceptable☹️ I filled all my access stuff in march & Lucas never got back to me, I am screwed if I can’t speak to someone.
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@FRfestivals Can you help at all? 134 phone calls now and nothing still. I desperately need some assistance.
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