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All of my best friends are either getting married, buying houses or having kids. In contrast, today I ran after the mailman in my pajamas.
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I just became the person that I hate... I accidentally Replied All to the entire office with a lame joke meant for one person.
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I just saw two college-aged girls carry a Domino’s pizza into the gym locker room and honestly, same.
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Working at a #nonprofit is 90% coming up with new ways to say “We don’t have any money.”
Yassss @Adaripp! Love that song and love your sass. Nice work!!
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I am having so many issues trying to watch and record figure skating at the Olympics, I’m about to burn my @TiVo!
Lol all these people thanking Jesus for winning sportsball... I don’t believe in god but if I did, I don’t think she would give a shit about football 😂 #SB52 #superbowl
I’m starting to think that shouting “You need to be productive!” to myself inside my head doesn’t actually work.
And she won!! Congrats Allison and @ITonyaMovie. Very well deserved. #GoldenGlobes2018
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