Big American Ass Hat

So @elonmusk. How does destroying @Tesla's global sales and reputation "accelerate humanity's transition to sustainable energy?"

Love to see it @CAH ! I think I may have finally found my people. Sadly I voted in 2020 so I can’t get that fat Benjamin. #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet Bigamericanasshat.com

I heard @mtgreenee admitted to man-made climate change… although just in the Gulf of Mexico.

So, I don’t have a lot of followers yet. Let’s get real. I’m just a widdle guy who wants to profit off the election like the billions do. BUY SOME SWAG! bigamericanasshat.com #Harris2024 #MAGA2024

Hey, @hankgreen I’ve got some swag you’ll love. Help me put some fun in the election and sell some great stickers of an ass wearing a *great* red hat! Bigamaricanasshat.com

Hey @elonmusk, wanna help me sell some stickers? Let’s profit off the election! Bigamericanasshat.com

I had higher hopes for our highest court.

I'm sure glad the Supreme Court is stacked. All hail King Asshat!

Woah cool. I’m finally verified! #notarobot. All it took was paying $80 and waiting a few days. THE ASSHAT IS A REAL BOY!

I gotta be honest, this X place is nastier than I am after a spicy dinner.

I can't believe that right as I make my big public appearance some other asshat has to go and steal the whole news cycle.

I can’t believe today’s news effecting another lover of great red hats. Show your support for asses wearing hats! bigamericanasshat.com/collec…

Listen, I just want everyone to know that I’m here for a good time. Let’s not get too mad at each other. Let’s stick with the basics of life. Humor, kindness, sarcasm, and great red hats.

What a time to be alive! We honestly weren’t planning on going live this soon but the time is now.

Hello world! It's me, a true American hero. Come on down and get some swag, start a movement, and have some fun. BigAmericanAssHat.com