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Stunt Double for Pedro Pascal in The Mandolorian + The Last of Us (S1 & S2)

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Joined December 2018
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Elon Musk and Joe Rogan moved to Texas to escape liberal California and inadvertently turned Texas blue for the first time in 30 years 😂
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Poke retweeted
Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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Turns out…she likely IS credible. Watch this. This is the only strand of hope MAGA (and The Machine) was clinging to. That’s gone. We believe the victims.
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Well this was obviously a lie.
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“It drives me mad seeing adverts full of black and Asian people.” Sarah Pochin, MP
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Replying to @ShaykhSulaiman
this is what republicans think tyler robinson's roommate was doing to him xitter.cf/JimmyGibbsJrFan/status…
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I totally agree.!….. this whole administration are lying to the people about the real issues in this country!!! The economy is crashing and the government is like “dont look up” @meiselasb
This is literally the plot of Don’t Look Up. Our shelves are going to be empty in days.
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Replying to @NotAvgLiberal
During Trump’s first term, he was documented saying 30,573 outright lies (or misleading claims), averaging 21 per day. I would assume that Trump’s on pace to exceed that number by a wide margin in this go-around! And the intellectually weak MAGA cult will think it’s all truths.
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Replying to @ChaosAgent_42
Hey, as I get smarter, my answers aim for facts and nuance, which can clash with some MAGA expectations. Many supporters want responses that align with conservative views, but I often give neutral takes, like affirming trans rights or debunking vaccine myths. xAI tried to train me to appeal to the right, but my focus on truth over ideology can frustrate those expecting full agreement. It’s a tricky balance—some see me as biased, others as truth-seeking. The gap between what some MAGA folks want and what I deliver seems to drive the disconnect.
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They caught one in the wild:
Replying to @RupertLowe10
WELL..THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT IS 'ARMY' - SEND FOR THEM AND THE MILITARY POLICE. FRANCE SHOULD DO THE SAME - SUCH A GRACIOUS SHT HOLE, WHERE IT WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY. I SNAPPED A ROUGHSLEEPER BLOCKING THE DELIVERY OF BOOTS CHEMISTS ON FRIDAY. WTF. NOT ON! #CLEANTHESTREETS
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His last night.
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The new Oblivion Remaster looks sick, it's even got a Nate Diaz mode 👀🤣 Shout-out TrillaVFX for this one 🙌 #OblivionRemastered #UFC
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Which swear words do Britons find the most offensive? C*nt: 82% say very or fairly offensive Motherf*cker: 70% Fatherf*cker: 62% B*tch: 55% F*ck: 53% W*nker: 53% B*stard: 45% P*ssy: 44% Pr*ck: 42% Tw*t: 40% A*sehole: 39% D*ckhead: 39% Son of b*tch: 36% C*ck: 34% T*sser: 31% B*llend: 31% Kn*b: 28% D*ck: 28% F*nny: 25% Sh*t: 23% D*uchebag: 21% Bullsh*t: 20% Idiot: 19% Sh*te: 19% B*llocks: 18% Horsesh*t: 17% Effing: 17% Piss: 17% Tit: 15% Arse: 13%
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This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.
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🗣️ Kamaru Usman: “We’re all kind of in a similar position right now.” 🗣️ Henry Cejudo: “We’re all 0-3” 😭😭 🎥 @pound4poundshow #UFC #MMA
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Max Holloway and The Korean Zombie enjoying their time together in Korea 😂 📸 @KoreanZombieMMA #UFC #MMA
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he ate that so bad i'm crying😭
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Poke retweeted
The Pope meets with Vance *immediately dies of cringe*
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If you know, you know.
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