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Justin Tyrrell

@TheMockingJ

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Joined September 2014
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been using the internet for 25 years and still the only website i respect is wikipedia
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hold up so a wooly mammoth is not some big ass sheep
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a 700 year old carving on the ceiling of all saints church in hereford, england
A wooden carving of a man naked from the waist down, laying on his back and exposing his genitalia

ALT A wooden carving of a man naked from the waist down, laying on his back and exposing his genitalia

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stupid q but kinda important: am i supposed to be collecting rent from thoughts
hey doc is this about how many alcoholic beverages i have a week or you wanting an invite
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ok i give up it seems like literally nothing is a monolith
this sounds like a jennifer aniston character struggling to be clever
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i don’t love ANYTHING as much as joe manchin loves the filibuster
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@HenpeckedHal25 May 2022
It dawned on me today that when my son wants to talk about Pokémon, he doesn't *really* want to talk about Pokémon. What he wants is to share his excitement and knowledge. What he wants is to bond with his dad. What he wants is quality time together. Still, it's a hard no.
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@LosPollosTV24 May 2022
Wtf am I even looking at?
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so witches are women, but a witch doctor we just ASSUME is a man
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when authors get sick of hearing that a picture is worth a thousand words
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No and we honestly didn’t think we’d have to run this account this long
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not to blow my own horn here but do you have a tuba
late to the game on this but that song dancing queen is pure fire
“I tend to overthink things” is a great humblebrag
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z@zachreinert013 Apr 2022
JFK is one of the only people ever to become a convertible while riding in a convertible
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(a person dies in a movie) my mom: did he die
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russia needs more land like the ocean needs more water
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