@TheMiamiBro

SoFlo born n raised! #GoFins #Heat #Canes #Panthers 🇺🇸 🇨🇴

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Joined March 2012
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What the actual fuck have I just read
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Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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Yeah he’s a Canes legend but fuck Warren Sapp - everyone knows he’s a grade A asshole.
Mike Hill@ItsMikeHillOct 21
Warren Sapp is without a doubt the BIGGEST ASSHOLE I’ve ever been around as a sportscaster. Almost had to fight his chemically imbalanced ass at the Rose Bowl while at ESPN. One of the oddest encounters I’ve ever had as a broadcaster. I’ll share it one day.
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lmaooooo
TMZ
@TMZOct 16
🚨 BREAKING: Katie Zacharia has been fired as the White House press secretary tmz.com/2026/10/16/katie-zac…

Katie Zacharia Fired as White House Press Secretary

Katie Zacharia's White House career is apparently over before it even got started ... with President Trump's newest press secretary reportedly getting the boot after a week on the job.

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I have no words for this, such an awful, awful story.
New York Post
@nypostOct 13
Six Flags dad who died after falling from 'Goliath' roller coaster ID'd as Atlanta teacher trib.al/km5U4ij
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Katie Zacharia makes Karoline Leavitt seem like Winston Churchill
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Bijan tried to sub Tua out 🤣 🤣 🤣
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OMG 😱 😂
K A C E Y
@KaceyMusgravesOct 12
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
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Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism. Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
Dave Portnoy
@stoolpresidenteOct 10
This guy really is a terrorist
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NFL legend Mike Ditka has passed away at the age of 86. RIP.
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Thank god we don’t have to sit through his press conferences anymore. This is truly painful. Chargers fans, don’t say we didn’t warn you…
Ari Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 8
#Chargers OC Mike McDaniel on his job security being a topic after 4 games: “I would be foolish or I’d feel entitled if I didn’t expect there to be disappointment that comes with the territory of the job. ... I don’t expect to get praised through failure.” Full answer:
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What did Kay Adams do to her face??
Kay Adams
@heykayadamsOct 7
Trade FOR Saquon Barkley. FOR. Go now.
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I think I’ve watched every variant of this video over the last 3 days. Send help
Trevor Bortles
@TrevBort904Oct 8
WR1 Nightmare juice 😭🐆
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Where’s everyone who supported these pedos? Where are all the UFC fighters that flocked to these absolute pieces of shit? Where’s Dana White and the UFC who welcomed them with arms open? The Trump administration who got them out of Rumania? Why so silent.
Rolling Stone
@RollingStoneOct 7
Andrew Tate extradition docs allege he demanded an underage girl "fist" herself for pay: "I want your whole hand up to your wrist" rollingstone.com/culture/cul…

Andrew Tate Extradition Docs Allege Underage ‘Fisting’ Demands: ‘I Want Your Whole Hand Up to Your...

The federal filing is the latest development in the case against the manosphere influencer Andrew Tate and his brother, Tristan Tate.

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Should’ve been a Dolphin
Lane Johnson
@LaneJohnson65Oct 6
Thank you. 🦅
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Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 6
The Pennsylvania measles outbreak has surpassed 1,000 cases, making it the largest U.S. measles outbreak in 35 years.
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Man this little mf is dancing all over my timeline
Chris Maccaviti@Chris_MaccavitiOct 5
Who's gonna be the first NFL player that hits us with this as TD celebration
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Kyler Murray after the Vikings defense carries them to a 4-0 start
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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrumpOct 3
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This $5,000 “Trump Dividend” promise was first made in Sept. 2026. Similar prior DOGE and tariff check pledges have not been paid out. It would cost ~$1.2 trillion and require congressional approval. pbs.org/newshour/polit… washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/…
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If you believe this bullshit, I’ve got a bridge to sell you…
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrumpOct 3
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This $5,000 “Trump Dividend” promise was first made in Sept. 2026. Similar prior DOGE and tariff check pledges have not been paid out. It would cost ~$1.2 trillion and require congressional approval. pbs.org/newshour/polit… washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/…
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