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Millennials are just 30 to 40 years old who look like 20 to 30 years old and feel like 80 to 90 years old
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So, are you looking for something new to be freaked out about? Something so insidious and diabolical that you can't believe it even possible? Well, wait no further.
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When i was a child i had a recurring dream about a slanted blue room full of toys. Toys that wouldn't exist until years later.
There was a closet in that room and i KNEW someone or something in that closet wanted to hurt me.
This story explains why i still sleep with the closet door all the way closed.
(this story is based on true events)
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Ever thought of someone and they call/txt a minute later?
Ya, its super common.
But why?
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This is the story of the week i almost died. Harry Potter is my tiktok workaround for Heroin. I figured if i have to censor myself on certain platforms, i might as well do a little whimsy-maxxing while i'm at it.
I'd love to retell this in greater detail with an animator
honestly, i think i might want to try my hand at writing a screenplay or even a novel. I just have no idea where to start. Any writers in my audience?
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🚨 LMFAO! BYRON DONALDS: "You see, my opponent said the other day that my agenda is 'anti-black.'" 💀
"Ladies and gentlemen — I don't know if you know this."
"Breaking news."
"Your next governor has been BLACK his ENTIRE LIFE!"
😂😂
"The color of my skin is NOT what qualifies me to be your governor."
"The VISION for a great Florida, a free Florida...THAT is what qualifies me to be your next governor!"
BOOM 🫳🏻🎤
David Jolly is a total fraud and joke. He's about to lose!
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it's really no surprise to me that Dems swept the midterms.
Trump himself lost them.
He should never have called the epstein files a hoax.
Should have never started a war with Iran
Should have stopped giving $ and aid to Israel as soon as Israel went against our 1st deal
I'm trying not to blackpill but like..
I'm so unbelievably tired of the team sports and the lack of nuance and the simple amount of people that simply don't care about America, they only care about their side winning.
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In 2004, a man from London sold everything he owned, down to his clothes, and put all $135,300 on a single spin of a roulette wheel in Las Vegas.
His name is Ashley Revell. In the video below, the casino manager at the Plaza asks him one last time: “Are you sure you want to make this bet with your life savings?”
He says yes.
The casino makes it clear they would never “knowingly condone or accept someone taking a wager of their entire life savings.” They let him do it anyway.
There are no tricks here. No system, no edge. Roulette has a house edge on every spin, and his odds of winning were just under 50/50.
He stands at the table and can’t decide. “What color, then?” “I don’t know.” “Oh man, too many decisions.”
Then he picks red. “Can I kiss it?”
The ball lands on 7. Red.
$135,300 became $270,600 in a few seconds. He used part of it to start an online poker company.
Was it the dumbest bet in Las Vegas history, or the smartest marketing stunt anyone ever pulled with their life savings?
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So.. I'm 37 today
I guess i should consider myself pretty lucky to even be here but.. MANNN
Where tf does the time go?
There was a time in my life i didn't think i would see 30.
There were times in prison i thought i would die.
There were times in my addiction that i DID die briefly
Now that my daughter has been born and i have experienced the miracle of bringing life into the world, i think perhaps God has a purpose for me afterall.
Why else would he give me so many chances and blessings?
Last November i posted my very first tiktok video about crime scene cleaning and that day changed my life. I have over 650K followers across the internet now, and haven't clocked into an actual job since February.
Since that time we have had a baby and moved into a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom apartment that i absolutely love, in a safe area where i feel good about raising a family.
Thank you to all of you here who support me, and thanks in particular to @SarahisCensored for posting one of my videos and then taking the time to search me out and send her followers my way. It wasn't necessary and it was extremely kind of her to do.
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BREAKING: Scientists discover what appear to be fossilized red blood cells inside the bones of a 115-million-year-old dinosaur.
You can literally see the exact moment that this kid became a libertarian. 😂
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