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This is not the real Matty Evs, this is a parody account. Any views and thoughts are not associated with the man himself.

Joined April 2012
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You’d swear we’d lost every game this season with the reaction on here 😴
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Shock…. Another ballot with @LFC and still no tickets!
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Fuck this snoop dog Wrexham nonsense… embarrassing!
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Love how low key this announcement video is 😍
Oasis are back 🎸 We asked the lads their favourite song 🎶
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Ex Man United players winning trophies this season ❤️
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My father has been with @SkyUK for 37 years…. Since test cricket in 1990. Longer than I’ve been alive. Stung him in ££’s every year for the last 10 for his loyalty. Just swapped him to @EE TV and Broadband…. Almost half the price and faster BB! #loyaltyMatters 👀
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Interesting
❗️ Russia poses no threat to the UK: neither in its waters, airspace, nor streets & certainly not to Britain's long-suffering NHS. We have no need to do so. It is the UK government that needs these fabrications to avoid dealing with the country’s real social & economic problems. t.me/RusEmbUK/2041
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Abdulai complete waste of a player on field…. Poor work rate, completely uninterested!
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So to recap. Donald Trump is endorsed by… - RFK Jr. - Tulsi Gabbard - Elon Musk - Joe Rogan - Tucker Carlson - Hulk Hogan - Dr. Phil - Buzz Aldrin And Kamala is endorsed by… - The Diddy List Choose wisely, America
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Guess who’s back ……. Back on his ass! Hahahahahahaha fuck AJ
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Shows how bad page ruined this team! Great first half!
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Build Cullen a Statue! Strange subs 🤷‍♂️ Naive giving Tanner space 🤷‍♂️ Harry Darling is A Jack ….
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Gone👏
Replying to @TheFigen_
there were 4 hands on the bar that day" oh I am crying so bad 😭
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Never even liked tennis anyway.
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We’re a mess of a place, get the tax payer to pay for the mistakes 🤷‍♂️
Conservative MP Kevin Hollinrake says the #PostOfficeScandal will cost the taxpayer around £1,000,000,000 He then says that Fujitsu will pay a proportion of this Given that Fujistsu are responsible for this, why is the tax payer contributing? Shouldn't Fujitsu pay the full compensation bill?
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