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Hollywood, Los Angeles
Joined April 2009
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Today's Word is DEFLECT.
Thank you Jeff Bezos for your . . . inspiration!
#deflect
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Hi! I'm a union screen actor living in Hollywood. On set this week. Last time was November. For years I averaged at least 2 days a month of work. Any major studio's stock in your 401k or IRA is my moral authority to boldly ask:
venmo.com/u/theMarkRoman
EXHIBIT 5,397: hollywoodreporter.com/busine…
When I see your Starbucks cup I immediately think:
1. you cross picket lines
2. you own a Tesla. Still.
3. you believe your large language model is Tricia Helfer
David Ferris Ellison managed to murder 60 Minutes in mere months.
What's next?
Motherhood and apple pie?
About your AI usage.
Look what you made me do.
#word
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eBay Down Detector, eBay community forum & eBay system status page - one of these things is not like the other.🙃
"Consistent reliability is central to success & management must do all it takes to achieve it." ~ Elliott Management to $EBAY 2019.
#eBayseller 2026 - my orders page only loads half the time. 🤦♀️
Dear eBay:
When Down Detector consistently contradicts your own “all green” system status page, it’s a large Vegas neon billboard on the 405 screaming to buyers & sellers that eBay is ripe for some snot-nosed Diet Elon Musk, Jr. to sullenly attempt a hostile takeover
#eBayDown
Is this limited to music?
Or does modern American culture utterly and structurally hate any artist who fails the wealth or celebrity audition?
#artistlife
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Spikes in last 24 hours of users reporting their ebay, Microsoft Outlook, GitHub, ADP, Chase, AT&T, Spectrum, Verizon & T-Mobile.
But journalists can't be bothered. Nothing to see here!
#journalism
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Feel a moral obligation to watch an episode of For All Mankind tonight #artemis2
I bathe in the tears of Republicans not quite sure which Marvel character William F. Buckley, Jr. is
#idiocracy
Any moment now we’ll learn Mr. Beast is Editor-in-Chief of Vanity Fair
#EndTimes
Someone you'd be surprised to find in a Depeche Mode concert audience.
Alex, Who is Eddie Pepitone
#SundayFundayJeopardy
How do I remove ANY & ALL eBay Live from my ebay experience?
Asking for a friend . . .
#ebay
How do I know your #alogrithm is overpriced bat guano - sans nutrients? I follow Learnmore Jonasi and your intrepid cylon suggests I follow the kid that rhymes with Flat Housewife.