Peace, god. retweeted
When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags
(I should’ve checked the calendar)
Peace, god. retweeted
Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
An inspiration on and off the pitch 💫
Winner of the Sócrates Award at tonight’s #BallonDor ceremony: @BukayoSaka87 ❤️
Peace, god. retweeted
OS wey i order from ikorudu just text me “I’m coming” instead of “Am coming”
FBI nice try
I’m supposed to believe that there are 20 footballers that did it better than Big Gabi this year.
Let’s be for real, abeg.
Peace, god. retweeted
This squad really needed some addition. Injuries to Saliba, Saka, Tzolis didn’t help. Yet to maintain this high level of performance week in week out is just insane man. Arteta is a madman


























