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I block people based on an arbitrary matrix only I know. #1 Barstool Sports hater. Watch Gurren Lagann

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Joined July 2014
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We’re gonna continue this monthly “European finds an American variation of a staple dish born out of poor immigrants using available ingredients and acts like we shot their dog” bit forever aren’t we
that country needs to fall
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Why is this the tweet that pops off
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Feel the seasonal depression hitting which means it’s time to watch gurren lagann again to reset my personality and ignore the underlying issues
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Ultimately it do be true though and you’ve gotta just deal with it big hoss
people tell neurodivergent people "no one is coming to save you" as if it's supposed to light a fire of bullshitted inspiration under their ass when it just makes them want to kill themselves instead
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Mikpon retweeted
Sport killing decision. Its insane how one seemingly innocuous/good-faith decision to pay players leads to the powers at be getting so greedy as to potentially wring the sport with over 100 years of history and tradition dry in 10 or so years.
BREAKING: The College Football Playoff and ESPN have agreed on a five-year deal that will expand the field to 24 teams in 2027, @CFBHeather reports. on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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Mikpon retweeted
there’s an anime entirely about this
people say "no one is going to save you" to try and motivate depressed people to try and better themselves as if that's not the most suicide inducing phrase ever
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BREAKING: The College Football Playoff and ESPN have agreed on a five-year deal that will expand the field to 24 teams in 2027, @CFBHeather reports. on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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A lot of you are getting the wrong point from this. You are bulky and insecure about it so you’re gonna get beat out by a dude built like a plank who oozes charisma and confidence. Understand the difference
Reminder that Ian Flemming dismissed Sean Connery as "far too muscular"
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Looking back on yesterday and seeing I was missing wide open passes. Some chick who ive got no clue who she was came and gave me a big hug talking about “it’s been so long it’s great to see you” I’ve never seen you before in my life.
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Obligatory post every time something like this happens
La cuenta oficial de la marina de estados unidos acaba de subir esto para reclutar gente kjjj
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You think it’s cute until you’re character A and for four to five months your life is just this
My favorite ship dynamics:
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In hindsight should’ve called the election here
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York. Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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It’s only a few days into the blexas and I’m getting word all the Buc-ee’s statues have been turned to face Mecca
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/pol/ in the big 2026
/pol/ is having a night
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Tesla Boy ain’t tweeted in like 6 hours I know you see this shit dickhead
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TEXAS YOU LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW.
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UNINSTALL THE WHEELCHAIR RAMP
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IM GOING FREAKY MODE
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WERE GONNA VOTE VOTE VOTE THIS IS OUR MOMENT
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IM BLACKING IUT
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