NBA: suspended NCAA: cancelled NHL: suspended Practice game against Kangaroo Flat: Compulsory, all players to be there one hour before the game. Season starts today.

Now we just need people to recognise that you can be a good player in a district league #MarriageEquality

I couldn’t get a kick in a stampede but if Canberra is Lonely Planet’s third best city in the world then I’m Ben Cousins circa 2005.

Sad day for the bloke who led the running in preseason today as January form will no longer get him a game in the ones #circleoflife

I love to make a statement in preseason by laying out a junior in a drill with "token pressure". #welcometothebigboys

You can tell how bad of a footballer you are by how hard the senior boys laugh when you kick a goal.

If Jobe Watson loses his Brownlow, surely Jacko should hand back his Reserves league b&f after he was cooked before pretty much every game.

Girls Boomerang Instagram Pictures #thingsworsethanpreseason

Trade news: The local footballer gets traded to Tungamah two's for half a dart and a video ezy voucher. Both parties happy with the deal.

Dem mad Monday feels...

I'm 90% sure our trainer has zero medical training but he still backs himself to diagnose an ACL just by looking at it.

If the coach doesn't say "this is why we put the hard work in during January!" before finals is he really your coach? #questionoftheday

Dane Swan - what a career. Gotta respect a bloke who can get 35 on a Saturday then bend it for the next 24 hours. A true local footballer.

Real insight from Brandon Ellis's sounds of the game, looking forward to the next segment of grass on the fifty growing. #AFLTigersPies

I can't hit a target during basic lane work, but I'll slot 5/5 pot shots from the boundary after training.

"Everyone around the posts" I yell from the back as I'm struggling to finish the second warm up lap. #leadership

Tuesday night training is a lot like dinner with the in laws. You fucking hate it but you've gotta keep the boss happy.

Leicester winning reminds me of the time that Jono (BMI of 31) picked up a worldie at revs wearing jeans and runners. #defiedtheodds

The most important person at every footy club is the bloke who has kick ons back at his house every weekend #thedungeon #heisusuallyapig