If Whitmore put as much effort into a game as they do in there TikToks they won’t go down this year

Someone let Tom Moulton know it’s due to rain tomorrow and cancel his spray tan tonight. Face mask and teeth whitening strips only pal

Imagine if Whitmore and Longton weren’t in Prem A. Stone might end up going down. #JoeySharpIsASpeedster

Sugar Daddy is getting a little worried this year. Shame Witmore and Longton are Div 1 standard

Longton are definitely down now. Losing to whipping boys Whitmore is embarrassing

Cal Leese proving that size doesn’t matter

Whitmore Whipping Boys just helping the league make sure there’s 12 teams in the Prem, As they host Eccy and get turned over AGAIN. Waste of a prem spot. Cracking stuff lads looking good👍

Bryce Parsons learnt that not every boundary is 40 yards like Meakins so decided to sack it off

The Tuck Shop didn’t bother turning up as Pete Wilshaw shows him how it’s done #thanksforcoming

Coxon tried his best but it wasn’t good enough as Hawbrook showed him how to do it

Coops and Ketts do the business to dismantle a dire Longton side. Coxon must be wondering what he’s walked into

Old boy Greg gets the big boys at HH before the game was abandoned as Moulton didn’t want to ruin his spray tan

The All Stars clearly had their eye on their Quarter Final on Sunday. Eccleshall looking strong

Cash Rogers lead a very weak charge for Audley Archie is looking good to average double digits with a brilliant 8*