Walking conundrum, grift catcher, emotional support human. My thoughts are my own.

Joined February 2012
ThePoz retweeted
This video is for anyone who missed Week 4 of the NFL
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I don't trust many celebrities because they can turn on a dime but I do love it when they make liberal vegan Karen's heads explode! Part 2 in the comments! 🤣😂🤣🤯
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This is amazing
The last remaining undefeated teams in the AFC…
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JUST LIKE THAT, VIRGINIA TECH HAS THE LEAD
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This is a YELP review. A. YELP. REVIEW. 😂😆🤣😭
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Now that it's been announced Jaxson Dart will miss the remainder of the season, what should #BigBlue do at QB? Roll with Jameis Winston or try and make a trade? #NFL
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Replying to @NFLMemes
One happened at halftime, they were headed to the locker room in a hurry. One happened early. #Commanders don't hate their JD cause he's a "diva". And the #Giants players could not care less who their JD voted for when he's been broken in half. Get some perspective, people.
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F’ing Epic! #YoungGuns #Pals
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WoW 🎸🫶
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This gotta be one of the Top 10 videos I've seen on here
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ThePoz retweeted
⚠️ Warning to all wives in the world: No matter how busy you are, never leave your precious child with your husband. This is what will happen 😂
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Japonya Sinema sektöründe kendilerini aşmış. 5D böyle bir şeymiş.
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Japonya sinemalarında tüm seyirci platformunun döndüğü 5D sistemi bulunmaz; benzer tornado deneyimi Fransa'daki Futuroscope Tornado Chasers atraksiyonundadır. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4DX futuroscope.com/en/xperiences/…
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A man at my wife's work has been sexually harassing her, but honestly I feel like it's her fault. She chose to work from home, and she knows how I feel about dat ass.
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ThePoz retweeted
This Frenchman describing Buc-ee’s is the only thing you need today (IG: Erosbrousson)
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ThePoz retweeted
Jeremy Lin reveals he tried to reject the Rockets' $29,000,000 offer and would have taken significantly less to stay with the Knicks “I was crushed and my agent is telling me, ‘Be prepared that they won't match.’ And I'm like, ‘There's no way. There's no way. I got to go back to New York’” “They could have offered me three years, $9 million, but there wasn't even that offer on the table. And when the Rockets offer came in, the first question I asked my agent is, ‘Are the Knicks going to match this?’” “I was like, ‘Can you go back to the Rockets and tell them we won't accept this offer? We only want a lower offer.’ I tried to take less. I was trying to sabotage the Rockets offer.” “I remember it vividly. I call my agent back and I'm like, ‘Okay, the offer came through. No, we have to get a less lucrative offer because I got to go back to New York’” “Finally I'm like, ‘Can we just not accept their offer?’ And he's like, ‘No, we can't not accept their offer because the Knicks refuse to give us any offer. You have zero offers on the table. You have one offer and you have to accept it and leave it to the Knicks to match or not’” “It was kind of difficult to see that people thought I willingly left the Knicks or did it for the money or whatever. I would have played for significantly less if that meant staying with the Knicks because my heart was always here”
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Maybe the first time ever in a video game I didn’t want to beat the boss battle because it was so much fun and their were some epic beats playing in the background. #squirrelwithagun #takeyourshot
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Kirk Cousins and Fernando Mendoza, courtesy of the @Raiders:
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Replying to @chirno_helmet
The inch is the width of my thumb. The foot is the length of my foot. The yard is the reach of my stride. The mile is 1000 left/right/left strides of me and my mates. The cup is a handful of something good. The pint is a satisfying drink, no more no less. The marathon is a distance a man can run. The pound is a loaf of bread that cooks just right. The world is what it is as defined by man. Not what it is as defined by base ten math. We measure the height of a horse with our hands, the proportions of a room according to what is pleasing to our eyes. It shocks and surprises me that the same people who invented the tatami no heya could ever become slaves to the metric system. Reclaim your souls Japanese Bros. Go ahead, use metric to measure your car parts. But stand tall that the distance from the mound to home plate is 60 feet 6 inches because anything shorter is too close and anything farther is too far away.
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🚨 LE PLUS GROS BRAQUAGE DE DONNÉES DE L'HISTOIRE S'APPELLE POKÉMON GO. Pendant 8 ans, 143 millions de personnes ont marché dans la rue pour attraper un Dracaufeu. La réalité ? Ils travaillaient gratuitement. Niantic vient d'avouer que les caméras des joueurs ont scanné les parcs, les vitrines et les trottoirs du monde entier sous tous les angles. Le butin ? Une base de données visuelle de 30 MILLIARDS d'images réelles. Ce n'était pas un jeu. C'était la construction secrète du plus grand dataset d'IA au monde. Aujourd'hui, Niantic utilise vos balades du dimanche pour vendre des systèmes de navigation visuelle aux robots de livraison (sans GPS). Aucune entreprise, même Google, n'aurait pu payer une flotte de véhicules pour faire ça. Vous pensiez jouer à un jeu vidéo, vous étiez le sous-traitant bénévole de la robotique mondiale.
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I am Likely not going win this signed ball sweepstakes. Go G-Men!
Isaiah Likely autographed football 🔥 Follow, repost & comment for a chance to win 😌
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