Lasagna Cat

I call the joints I roll ‘Elon Musk’ because they’re always a big fatty. One love. Peace & weed.

Cake Boss told me I smell like shit.

I piss wide.

James Corden, your wife is emailing me.

I rolled 6 boogers up into one mega booger.

I pissed in a bottle of Clorox and hid it in Jon’s room with the cap off.

James Corden Show Us Your Micropenis Challenge

I invented SpaghettiOs pizza. Not Odie.

I farted on Odie becaz he watching How to Train Yuor Dragon haha

I put a bath bomb in the hot tub at the airbnb Jon rented, and now he has to pay $2700 to have it fixed.

I’m smoking weed and marijuana.

I now have the only copy of Elon_SelfSuckAttempt.mov.

Dockers… pants for losers.

I stole Jon’s catalytic converter.

If you rearrange the letters in Odie, it spells dildoe.

Another day with 37 missed calls from Dua Lipa.

I have pinworms.