𝐔𝐇𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐃.

"fate is inexorable," : uhtred 'the black wolf' of bebbanburg : adapted character for the witcher and game of thrones; a lord in exile on a quest for vengeance, leader of a small band of warriors : crossover friendly : serious/crack : mv/ms, 18+ : penned by #vandal RT?

// just to let you all know I've not abandoned this account, nor Finan - I've just been stupidly busy lately and haven't really had time for ANY accounts sadface.jpg

Pam-pa-ram, pam-pam, pa-ram,

He laughs, grabbing her hands before they can disappear too far. "Don't be,"

Oh no, the hoT SEAT. "I believe you said something about a fuck."

Oh! Hello there—

Um— Yes?

// hello all! I'll be around more to actually, like, reply to shit tomorrow, this is just me swinging in to quickly say I've not abandoned y'all

Yep, that sounds about right.

Why do I not trust this?

I mean—

I think, I 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬, it just jumped back inside of me.

That little bit of poetry was the hot water to my penis' uncooked spaghetti.

How to Kill an Erection in Fifteen Words or Less.

To quote some strange spaceman who certainly isn't also written by someone, if not randy today, when?

// only always

stuMBLING over his own feet as he runs to the front of the queue.

// that joke was: not good

Fuck it? Well, they should really start with the kiss first— Grinning against her lips, he quickly returns the kiss, arms even wrapping around her waist. Day of love and all that.