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The one and only Kiol retweeted
Lol I am pretty sure someone is runing a deepseek swarm to remotely patch unpatched php boxes. Well good on them.
The one and only Kiol retweeted
๐จ CRITICAL: GitLab flaw (CVSS 10.0) affects 12 years of releases.
CVE-2026-110264 could allow unauthenticated remote code execution on self-managed servers.
Read - thehackernews.com/2026/10/crโฆ
The one and only Kiol retweeted
>junior dev at a mid startup
>wednesday morning
>just want to push a minor bugfix to our php app today
>open laptop, check slack
>company group chat is an absolute warzone
>CTO typing in all caps about php2shell
>fucking php
>whatever, server hasn't blown up yet, I just need to get my code in
>open gitlab to merge the PR
>forced emergency logout because of a critical gitlab security patch release
>fucking gitlab
>pipeline fails because of some weird regex compiler bug
>spend 40 minutes fighting CI/CD
>i can just use AI to help debug
>fire up opencode
>api keys nuked because they were breached
>fucking opencode
>iโll just get fresh LLM api keys from our corp proxy, LiteLLM
>it wonโt connect? Itโs down?
>look up LiteLLM news: supply chain compromise
>fucking litellm
>cold sweat forming
>slack alert: db connection error
>check our database connection
>we host on TiDB Cloud
>they just announced a security breach, unauthorized access via stolen service account credentials, data copied
>fucking tidb cloud
>full panic attack incoming
>figure fuck it, just ship the container to Railway and go home
>open Railway dashboard
>bright red banner: "Security Disclosure: Rotate all environment variables immediately. All builds paused."
>fucking railway
>try to open the app URL in browser to see if anything is even working
โ >NET::ERR_CERT_AUTHORITY_INVALIDโ
>eMudhra intermediate certificates compromised
>4
>instantly untrusted by every major browser
>fucking emudhra
>stare blankly at mac screen for 10min
>random pop-up
>restarting in 10min to fix a critical vulnerability
>fucking macos
>close laptop
>leave office
>never come back
The one and only Kiol retweeted
T3 Code users processed ~36.5 trillion tokens in the same window, 1.5x that of all Gemini 4 Argon demand globally ๐คท
The one and only Kiol retweeted
"All right, bucko, I'm gonna be taking you in for questioning. But first, I'll be confiscating THIS edgy diary of yours as evidence, your 'Death Note.' Alright, I'll just write down his name on the first page so we know it's his... 'Light Yagami'..."
The one and only Kiol retweeted
This Kira guy is crafty
He may have insider information.
To be sure lets keep note of the most important men of our staff and their most feared ways to die.
That will help us keep track
The one and only Kiol retweeted
Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say.
Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-utaโฆ
The one and only Kiol retweeted
This heresy, the pre-existence of souls, was condemned in the Second Council of Constantinople (AD 553)
The one and only Kiol retweeted
ready for the dual wielding update
New Edgerunners, new chrome, new playstyle? Sounds like we need another REDstreams!
Join us this Wednesday, October 21st at 5 PM CEST for a closer look at Cyberpunk: Edgerunners 2 Update (2.5) and some of the features coming to Cyberpunk 2077. We're talking cyberware customization, a new dual-wielding playstyle, and more!
Tune in on Twitch, YouTube or Steam:
๐บ twitch.tv/cdprojektred
๐บ youtube.com/live/nhlnT9FzgJ8
ALT mage announcing the date and time of a Redstream covering the Edgerunners 2 Update 2.5 for Cyberpunk 2077. Text reads, "Wednesday, October 21st, 5 PM CEST". The Redstreams logo is also visible, alongside social media handles: "cdprojektred" on Twitch and "cyberpunkgame" on YouTube, Instagram, X, and Facebook. A red and yellow graphic forms the background, featuring futuristic lettering that reads "Edgerunners 2, Update 2.5".
The one and only Kiol retweeted
This may be a contender for one of the new funniest tweets in Twitter history
The one and only Kiol retweeted
when i have really dumb questions i'll ask chatgpt or gemini because i don't want claude to think i'm stupid
The one and only Kiol retweeted
Right-wingers, December 2024: You are not ready for what's coming. You have no idea what is coming. Nothing can prepare you.
Right-wingers, October 2026: hey (((they))) don't want you to know how ***horny*** I am for genderbend draco malfoy
