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I was born at a very young age in Towson, MD. At this point, I'm older.

Baltimore, MD
Joined January 2010
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MAJOR outage on @ATT cellular network. According to tech I just chatted with, they are experiencing network problems in 14 ZIP codes in 3 states. I thought the problem was just my phone, but tier 1 techs know best, I suppose!
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I long for a custom YouTube URL but lack the necessary subscribers. Why not subscribe to my channel?! youtube.com/channel/UCN1C9BQ…
Public Service Announcement: There are ZERO (non-proper) words in English that have the three letters "OAH" in a row. There are basically only TWO words in English that have the three letters "WOA" in a row. THIS is why it's "WHOA" and not "WOAH". #themoreyouknow
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Maybe @nikolamotor shouldn't make fake trucks then when people use that footage issue takedown requests. In case you hadn't heard, that's what they did! #streisandeffect youtube.com/watch?v=U2txTFfP…
Anyone else having trouble with @solarwinds Take Control? Our company is having an outage, we are being told it's an area outage, but their own uptime indicator shows no problems: uptime.solarwindsmsp.com/
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Does everyone sort their M&M's into a Mars pile and a Murrie pile, or is that just me?
I think you can do better, @Applegate Farms!
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Why forecast daily temps 2 months out? Your forecasted high for 2/4: 34 (on 12/13), 58 (12/26), 35 (1/6), 60 (today). How is this helpful? How is this even responsible? @accuweather
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Movie was Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. Not that bad. Worst part: they dismissed us right before the dance fight! #livetweetjuryduty
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Guess the Movie #2: A 2017 sequel to a 1995 movie, named after a song from a band’s debut album in 1987 #livetweetjuryduty
Spoiler alert: John Glenn doesn’t die at the end of Hidden Figures #livetweetjuryduty
After transportation costs, $15 doesn’t leave a lot for lunch, but I found something! #livetweetjuryduty
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Guess the movie! 2 years old, based on a true story from 60ish years ago, stars a musician who first gained fame in 2013. #livetweetjuryduty
They just called up walk-in jurors - do people really just show up and hope to get picked? #livetweetjuryduty
20 years ago, jury duty paid $15. It still does. Inflation over that time means we should be getting $23.58. #justsayin #livetweetjuryduty
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“After checking in at station 1, please proceed to station 3 for payment.” WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO STATION 2?! #livetweetjuryduty
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“All jurors traveling with small children, or anyone needing assistance can check in now at station 1.” #livetweetjuryduty
They are literally reading the summons we got in the mail to us. #thecitythatreads #livetweetjuryduty
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