@jaymohr37 GRUDEN TO TEXAS!!!! #JayMohrSports

@jaymohr37 If the NFL wants 1st downs, bring back the fullback #bringbackthefullbackdive #jaymohrsports

@jaymohr37 if the wipes are endorsed by centers, shouldn't they be called "Clean Snaps"? #jaymohrsports

@jaymohr37 Enough with Dwight Howard already. Lets hear about Anderson Silva. Bigger story. Just saying. #jaymohrsports

@jaymohr37 No PAC-12 officials were available for comment, as they are all vacationing in Cancun. #jaymohrsports.

@jaymohr37 when did Butler hire Colin Quinn? #jaymohrsports.

@jaymohr37 Sarah Purcell was on Real People. Cathy Lee Crosby was on That's Incredible with Fran. #jaymohrsports

@jaymohr37 #jaymohrsports Lebron James using an old TicTac box for a beeper.

@jaymohr37 the Ravens win by 5..... Because the Pope's son, TEBOW, wants it that way. #JayMohrSports

@jaymohr37 your Walken is good, but can you do an impression of Zack, the gay trying to make his way, in GO? #JayMohrSports

@jaymohr37 Golden showers set to "Rein"-out SuperBowl. #JayMohrSports

Could @jaymohr37 sound any more like Willie Jack Degel from Uncle Jack's Steakhouse? Not that it's a bad thing.

@jaymohr37 I bet you would let Solomon Wilcox off the hook if they had to join Gary Unmarried already in progress.

Need my DiscGolf fix. Don't know if I can wait until Sunday morning.

@TheHitandRun: Manchester City win the Premier League in the last seconds of the last game of the year #BestTeam Espys

I'm REALLY hoping the wife will smear "it" on my tonight. I mean, I'll cook tonight if there's a chance....... BOHICA!!

Poet Samuel Taylor Coleridge said,"In every 3 bean salad, there can be only so many chick peas." Goodbye, couch humper!!! Apology Accepted.

Ignorance is Bliss. Apology accepted!!!

MY COMPUTER WORKS!!!!! (Finally). Let me begin by saying that I bought Crunkenstein's mom for 50centavos in Tiajuana. OH YEAH!!!!!!