Handsome Jack Kadam retweeted
For every retweet this gets, I'll add another penis to the back of my business card.
I get so much PUSSY
P - panic attacks
U - uncontrollable anxiety
S - suicidal thought
S - stress
Y - yearning for death
Handsome Jack Kadam retweeted
OK. If you voted for or supported trump. Unfollow this account. Fuck you.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I don't remember you ever smiling.
Smirkin' maybe, not smiling. xitter.cf/KillerEnforcer/status/…
Everything good there, partner?
[She places a hand on her hip, and shifts her weight.] xitter.cf/TheGoddamnHero/status/…
[Blink. When was the last time you saw her smile.]
[You can't remember.] xitter.cf/KillerEnforcer/status/…
I ain't smilin' on the outside, that's for damn sure.
But I am smilin' on the inside. I guess. xitter.cf/TheGoddamnHero/status/…
Oh, like you're not Nish?
Like honestly. xitter.cf/KillerEnforcer/status/…
Look at my cowboy. Smilin'.
How cute~ xitter.cf/TheGoddamnHero/status/…
[Well there's a smile from him, returning it with a smile and placing his hands on his hips.] xitter.cf/KillerEnforcer/status/…
Exactly why we get along, Jack.
[She slaps his ass.] xitter.cf/TheGoddamnHero/status/…
See, this is why we get along babe. xitter.cf/KillerEnforcer/status/…
What can I say?
Thinking about you gettin' all horny for me gets my motor runnin'. So I acted on impulse. xitter.cf/TheGoddamnHero/status/…
Oh ho, trust me. It does. Though, I never expected your knife at my neck this public babe. xitter.cf/KillerEnforcer/status/…
You said it turns you on, you dumbass. xitter.cf/TheGoddamnHero/status/…
What the fuck xitter.cf/KillerEnforcer/status/…
[Threatens you with a knife.] xitter.cf/TheGoddamnHero/status/…
//reminder xitter.cf/TheGoddamnHero/status/…
dd just push a goddamn human outta yourself for me, I trust you with dinner."
@KillerEnforcer
"If I'm not puking up five hundred dollars' worth of food and alcohol this afternoon, then we are doing it wrong."
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