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Joined March 2019
The General ™️ Is going to war. Batter up, dickheads.
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Ay bro she just Jimmy’d my John
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Damn this doin numbers
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If my girl ever got a “work-husband” she gonna be a “work-widow”
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The first time I saw an interracial couple was when I saw Ramon and Flo together in Cars ™️
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We tried but fucking Shaq got deals with them mfs too. Man doesn’t know how to say no jfc
Replying to @TheGeneralIns
@TheGeneralIns @GEICO @Allstate @ProgressiveFlo Will y’all make a commercial about how people that make Jake from State Farm references are lame and have no sense of humor? That would be great #MayStartIntroducingMyselfAsJacob
Chris Jericho and Mike Tyson just ended racism
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$19 fortnite card 😈 who want one 🖐😳
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Yea imagine that
Imagine working for Geico and your boss is a lizard
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Been thinking about writing lately...
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RIP Marie Curie, you would’ve loved Dr. Bunsen Honeydew & Beaker.
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Has anybody invented the KAZUUL yet
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Maybe if the voices in my head stopped screaming I could make a funny
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Open them mfs once man cmon it’s my birthday
Now I know all babies can talk but do they all sound like Alec Baldwin
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My kink is love and affection
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Nearly 6 hours streamed tonight ❤️
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