THOR.

"He is a semi-mortal man hailing from the land of Canada. A mutant. His powers allow him healing and claws so sharp they cut through nearly any metal upon your planet. A warrior I respect greatly." Why argue with a god about his own intelligence?

"Nay, knowing anyone related to Logan? She likely ate it simply because she can. Their ability to heal back from being simply a drop of blood is most incredibly." Yes, really.

"Twas harming my mother. At the least, saddening her." Not stupid, just not informed. Or culturally unaware. They're different.

"Nay. Twas a tree sticking out of the ground. Not a broccoli." He's not stupid.

by a fork? yes, if it were particularly strong, I suppose. it would have helped, i'm sure. she sat there chewing on bark for quite some time.

yes. though, most people are to me.

yes. twas the feral wolverine child.

People were attempting to eat the trees yesterday. It was most upsetting.

We have stopped with the eating of the trees, yes?

Shaking his head in disappointment.

Do not eat the trees? My mother has grown those over millions of years.

Thunder booms over head. Thor is awake.

Would never lie.

I do not.

Of course. Tis not my first rodeo, as the Midgardians say. Powers are always difficult to understand and control. But you are very smart. And I know you can learn them. I am glad they've begun to like you as well. That is very good news!

Tis nothing to worry. Simple criminals most likely. They shall be handled. Ah, sounds most wonderful. And you are doing well with these things? Fathers.

Things have been very well. Very quiet. Very suspicious. But nonetheless well. And you?