Scented loo roll. What actually is the point?

Blue card sounds rubbish. If it’s to stop abuse of officials, what’s wrong with yellow for first offence and red for the next? 🤷

I feel superb knowing the bins have been collected. Does anyone else feel a disproportionate sense of fulfilment from this mundane weekly event?

Gonna put out a new album in the new year. Not The Filaments… something new…. Street punk with side of rockney and just a hint of the Quo.

Got 5 days off work. Talk of the town is that the new kebab shop opened up is quite nice. Good vibes!

The older you get, the more you realise the people calling the shots are just mad idiots. Fuck the USA, fuck the U.K. #securitycouncil

Darned my socks today. Cause I’m old school.

Re: guiness tasting better in certain pubs/places. Does it? I reckon it tastes the same everywhere I go… nice.

Long shot this. Anyone got a copy of a song called ‘fake’ by the band Tribe 23? They were a sort of rap metal type of thing and I think played Essex in the late 90s… used to have it on an old demo cassette and would love to hear it again….

Does anyone on here from London way do spray paint throw ups? Looking for help for a video project…

Why should we put triple cooking chips on a pedestal? Once is more than enough in my book.

Fackin pissin down

Today, nan, myself and my son hit the spoons. Most of the lager had sold out and I ended up having two pints of Budweiser. I don’t mind to say, I did in fact rather enjoy it. #budlike #unexpectedlagerchoice #liveandletlive

Plans for a Thursday evening sesh have fallen through. 😭 Mourning the lagers that will never be. Are you having a sesh this eve? #lagers #throatcharmers

Heading to the world famous 100 club tomorrow to see the premiere of @NNeurotics film. You should too!

Come on lads, get up and make the wife a lovely cup of coffee. Be a considerate lover as I am! #lifeadvice #punkylovers

It’s facking glorious out. I’m on the lager. Are you?

This morning,I’ve upgraded the loo seat to a premium model for myself and my family to enjoy. Can any readers top that? #punkrock #weekends #oioitoilets