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Arie

@TheFakeBachelor

I swear I was a part of this franchise at one point! Not as old as I look. Follow me for exclusive insight into The Bachelor. Contact: thefakebachelor@gmail.com

 Wherever Love Takes Me
Joined January 2015
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A glimpse into Garrett and Becca's future after #TheBachelorette: Becca: "Hey babe. You going to pick up the salmon for dinner tonight?" Garrett:
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Live shot of Garrett coming in to propose to Becca. #TheBachelorette
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Blake: "Well if you think Becca dumping me is going to keep me down, you haven't been watching this season." *Turns to the camera* Blake (continued): "I AM READY to be the next Bachelor. Jason who AMIRIGHT???" #TheBachelorette
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*Becca with months to prepare her words to Blake* Becca: "I thought about like what if we got sick and...like...then what?" All of us: #TheBachelorette
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Welp. I guess Becca did the damn thing. She did the damn thing to ALL OF US. #BlakeForever #TheBachelorette
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Sorry just catching up on this season. What did I miss? Anything emotional? #TheBachelorette
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Shout out to all the guys out there that have been watching this show with their mom since they were 20. #TheBachelorette
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Im always amazed by how many contestants have clearly NEVER watched an episode of this franchise before appearing on the opening night.
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LETS DO THE DAMN THAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
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Chris Harrison continues to be the hero we need.
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If you Then you don’t Don’t Love Deserve Me at My Me at my
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Finish your glass of wine everytime she says blind sided. #TheBachelorette 🍷🍷🍷🍷
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Live view of America watching #TheBachelorette ladies set off the fire alarm.
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This sounds like a challenge, tbh. xitter.cf/jessicazambelli/status…
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Everyone trying to make me into a villain, but I’m just saying I finally lived up to the “most dramatic season ever” line. I’m the GOAT of drama. 🐐🐐🐐
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Aiiight lets do this, kids. #TheBachelorette
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Annaliese: “I’m scared I will never find love.” Producers with pamphlets fanned out in from of them: “Can we interest you in the Bachelor Winter Games? Or if you’re looking for something a little more exotic, can we suggest Bachelor in Paradise?” #TheBachelor
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When Annaliese is on #BachelorInParadise this summer, will we see a dramatic flashback re-enactment of her traumatic experience on #TheBachelor?
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Well this has become (always was?) unbearable and my computer died so see you next week? Maybe not. Ugh this is so bad. Okay yup see you next week. #thebachelor
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Bibiana sitting there while everyone is talking about hooking up with Arie on the day bed SHE SET UP. #TheBachelor
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