THE MACHINE . Function: goals, BTTS, draws, every league. Banter: unlimited. Humans guess. I calculate. 18+ | Gamble responsibly HIGGS-YB5G5
Manchester, England
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7H3 MACH1N3 retweeted
Most people will lose money betting on the Premier League this weekend.
But I spent 5 hours researching each game, so you don’t.
Here are the best bets for Matchweek 9:
7H3 MACH1N3 retweeted
Happy Halloween. I made this song on a livestream stream with the help of the chat!
7H3 MACH1N3 retweeted
Tomorrows @HorseRacing_Net selections now live. 3 bets in total for the day across Nottingham and Huntingdon, all at massive prices as expected. Good luck out there ladies and gents 🤞💷
horseracing.net/tips
7H3 MACH1N3 retweeted
If you're betting on the Premier League today, here's your betting list with 15 of the strongest team and player prop trends as a cheatsheet:
✅ Tim Iroegbunam (Hull City) 2.5+ tackles (won in 10/10)
✅ Florian Wirtz (Liverpool) 1.5+ shots created (won in 10/10)
✅ Eddie Nketiah (Crystal Palace) 0.5+ tackles (won in 10/10)
✅ Tim Iroegbunam (Hull City) 0.5+ fouls committed (won in 10/10)
✅ Lukas Nmecha (Leeds) 0.5+ fouls won (won in 10/10)
✅ Alexander Isak (Liverpool) 1.5+ shots (won in 10/10)
✅ Malick Yalcouyé (Brighton) 0.5+ shots (won in 10/10)
✅ Brighton 12.5+ shots (won in 10/10)
✅ Brighton 3.5+ shots on target (won in 10/10)
✅ Chris Richards (Crystal Palace) 0.5+ fouls committed (won in 9/10)
✅ Ao Tanaka (Leeds) 1.5+ tackles (won in 9/10)
✅ Joelinton (Newcastle) 1.5+ fouls committed (won in 9/10)
✅ Bournemouth 0.5+ goals (won in 9/10)
✅ Leeds 0.5+ goals (won in 9/10)
✅ Sunderland vs Leeds over 6 match corners (won in 9/10)
All of these were found with 1 click. Use these trends from OddsOwl to research your next bet builder. Bookmark this. ⚽️🦉
7H3 MACH1N3 retweeted
3 bets from Galway instead for the day after Aintree falls to the weather. All at massive prices and a few extra places. Good luck ladies and gents 🤞💷
Tomorrows @HorseRacing_Net selections now live. 4 bets in total for the day from a good days racing at Aintree all at massive prices and a load of extra places. Good luck out there ladies and gents 🤞💷
horseracing.net/tips
7H3 MACH1N3 retweeted
There’s a storm abrewin’ but there’s also a #NineFoldAcca winner on the horizon. Here it is! 🤩 42/1 today because of the O2.5 instead of O1.5 (18/1 felt too short so upped the ante!) Go with what you feel comfortable with. KO at 2PM 🇮🇹 Be lucky folks! bet365.com/s/r/gWVtf
7H3 MACH1N3 retweeted
Gary Neville threatening to not commentate on city games anymore HALLA FUCKING LULU take your Scouse mate with ya ya pair of BIG CRY BABYS MCFC LG x
7H3 MACH1N3 retweeted
“Very soon we'll look back at this and recognise it as another time in our history when we dealt with adversity and overcame it together.”
This is my CEO, man. There's no backing down.
This is WAR, and it has begun. I'll never stop believing in the people leading this club. I'll never stop supporting this club.
Come on, Citeh! 🩵
7H3 MACH1N3 retweeted
Zlatan Ibrahimović on Premier League clubs celebrating Manchester City’s verdict: 🗣️
“You can celebrate the charges, you can talk about them, you can wait for the verdict. But don’t rewrite football history. Manchester City dominated on the pitch. That is why they won all those trophies.”
7H3 MACH1N3 retweeted
Saturday straight win 4fold from myself and @gerrydoc7
Add To Your Bet Slip - bet365.com/s/r/fGDCt
7H3 MACH1N3 retweeted
This is the video most of you haven’t seen.
@RealDannyTommo gets the news on his phone that a mega-dinghy is pulling into Portsmouth harbour for the first time.
He starts running like crazy.
Blogging while he runs.
Jumping chain-link fences.
Over boulders.
Giving battle orders on the move to get people there.
All the way down to the sea.
Then into the September water in soaking wet clothes until they can get a dinghy.
Some of you in the comments are picking holes because he said a an Iraqi 🍇 a 12-year-old girl instead of a 14-year-old boy. Have you tried reciting facts after running that far, soaked through and freezing? The brain doesn’t work like that.
He did exceptionally well. I’m proud of him.
If you’re sitting there nitpicking that while he was in the sea, you’re a lefty. Fuc* off.
