ᴀʟᴠɪɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ.

Steps out in front of her. “Surprise, surprise. Miss me, Warren?”

“Oh, good.” Starts looking around the area for any Zs. Maybe one of them will know where to find a damn Twinkie that isn’t being hogged by someone else.

“If you weren’t related to Warren, I would. But I respect her, and I respect you. I’m not a /totally/ selfish asshole.”

“You’re no better than 10K... selfish bastard.” She’s lucky she’s Warren’s niece, /and/ a blend, because he still holds a ton of respect for her.

“What’s-your-face, you are /officially/ my new favorite person in the zompocalypse.” Starts slowly eating the Twinkies, savoring every bite.

“Yours truly is appearing tonight. Oh, and I’m still looking for Twinkies, so send me some!”

“Great observation. I’m gonna start calling her Gray, since she’s not exactly red anymore.”

“Red’s not that bad of a look for me, though. I’ll give Red a run for her money. Wait, what the hell is her actual name?”

“Being blue and in charge of Murphytown will /always/ be the peak of my life.”

He will assure her that he’s been like this before talkers even /existed/.

“You know, I really hate it when people treat me like some kind of science experiment, and not a person.”

“So, @Woundedcurse, why do you still call yourself Red when you’re not even red anymore? If anything, /I/ should be called Red.”

He’s not eating one if he doesn’t know what’s in them. Regardless, he’s /not/ a talker.

Is eating a Z’s brain.

“Well, there’s a pretty little face I haven’t seen in a while.” [@BaranovaQueen]

He’s finally found a Twinkie. About damn time. The Murphy needs to be pampered 24/7.

“I liked it better when you talked less.”

“There were a bunch of experimental vaccines, they had to test to see if they’d work. They used inmates from the local prison, like me. The first two guys died and turned, but I was bitten eight times and survived.”

“Oh come on, you don’t wanna see me stick my finger in a Z’s mouth? It’s a nice little party trick. Well, you’re not wrong. Except when this started, they were testing experimental vaccines on unwilling inmates like myself. And I was the lucky one.”