@TheDavidPerry

TV Presenter, Radio DJ, The GamesAnimal, Living Legend, Published Writer, Tattoo Artist, dedicated drinker of Guinness and lifelong Manchester United fan.

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Joined December 2011
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This Manchester United side are complete and utter dog shit.
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Carrick Ball
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Nik Boyle
@NikBoyleSep 29
This absolutely wins hands down
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Bottom line is, City’s owners had no respect for the league or its rules. They took the club as a plaything and have royally screwed it. But City fans were happy to ignore it, and let it happen, because it meant they were winning. They all did it to themselves. Greed.
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Scott Pert@Scott_PertSep 25
EVERYTHING Manchester City won needs to be removed from history, since the cheating bastards from @UAE bought @ManCity they have cheated. The @premierleague needs to: • Give them a 114 point deduction • Remove ALL Titles • Three year transfer ban The plastics will leave now.
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For Man City fans…
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Send this to every Man City fan you know. #115
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United4Eva
@FirstFlightCaptSep 2
The only man that can save us now 😎
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🤣 Man City are just taking the piss now. The FA have been well and truly flicked the finger. And there is fuck all they can do about it.
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Harry Amass is not it. Getting caught out all the time. Just not good enough. Shame.
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🔰UW26🔰@TheUnitedWay26Aug 11
Reading posts abt Skelly reminds me of this scene from Father Ted. We could be offered Heskey now and everyone would be excited 🤣 This will go over a lot of people’s heads, but I know a few people of a certain age on here will appreciate it 🤣👍
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Football Hub
@FootbalIhubAug 9
Genuinely this is the funniest thing I've seen all day 😂😂😂
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Mainoo suffered from a ‘Pain in the neck?’ According to the England manager. A pain in the neck, is another name for someone who is causing you problems. I see what you did there Tuchel.
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The English FA 12 Noon Today. – at Santa Pola, Spain
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This England team are rubbish. Huffing and puffing to get past Panama. Don’t think I’ll bother with the second half.
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Absolutely pathetic. Why the hell did we give Arteta a contract before the season even finished? This will be his 12th League loss of the season, after spending £250m in 2yrs. That would normally get an Arsenal manager the sack not a bloody new deal.
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Fuck you Neville!
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Amad Diallo is so weak man. Anderson just pushed him aside. Sell.
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Latest Comms dropped last night. Took my time with this one and had a shed load of fun putting it together. If you haven't seen it yet, or fancy watching it again, then have a ganders at it below. Cheers everyone x
Alternative MUFC.
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Amad is shit.
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