Nairobi, Kenya
Joined March 2011
Men in shorts >>>>>>
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Met some very enthusiastic young men last night who tried to ensure I got into my apartment without my belongings. Appreciate the unexpected cardio session, great form, terrible execution. ⅒ Would not recommend.
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AI Fixed my Google TV annoyances. No ads. A very very fast experience. And a really good custom interface!
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It’s actually the other way round Mr. President. There is a reason the right to life and the fundamental freedoms come first in the Bill of Rights. More than anything else we want to live in a free and democratic country because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things.
President William Ruto has declared that freedom and democracy are meaningless without development, sharpening the political debate with Nairobi Senator Edwin Sifuna over what Kenya needs ahead of the 2027 general election. Read the full story here: shorturl.at/rIhJz
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. “When your enemies think they have cornered you, change the game instead of fighting their battle.”
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I am not the one making your ponts little. They are little points.
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The way murima women smell potential greatness
Sifuna should be the next president. Lakini hamko ready, mindset ni ile ile retrogressive.
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Ruto anaona, anaonje chai, taste ni ya mwarubaine. This is how massive Sifuna is. Watu wa Kitale si wanasikia vizuri.
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The same way they confirmed AfyaKe is a private entity… oh nooo… what shall we do?
BREAKING NEWS: Ministry of Health Confirms Third Ebola Case read.kenyans.co.ke/ZTkMc
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Yvonne: We have another prayer breakfast coming up in May next year Kaikai: It usually looks misleadingly solemn Yvonne: They will all be there, singing along with that choir that is always off-key Kaikai: That’s the only genuine thing about the payer breakfast #CitizenNewsGang @LinusKaikai @YvonneOkwara
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i used AI to reverse engineer the block blaster mobile app.
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The curse has never been lifted 😭
I was going to insult you but you’re Kenyan so I’ll let your government continue punishing you.
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"You guys are going by road eeeh? Be careful the roads are very slippery"
Karibu inipeleke sayun january. Alafu hao 1st responders waliniibia kofia kama bado niko upside down in my seatbelt. Mkiona tailor made Kangemi ni yangu 😂😂
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Private-owned but the domain is government? 👏🏾👏🏾Own goal hapa
CLARIFICATION ON THE AFYA KE SYSTEM IN MURANG'A COUNTY
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Lol
Notice how Kagame isn't even in this press briefing and lets ministers do their jobs. If it was any other African country, the president would be explaining this himself, for the shine.
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I've been feeling uneasy for my friends at MS and the local industry for the last two days. Sorry 🤕 This job market is unlike anything you know from before, but luckily, there's still an infinite amount be explored in tech, don't resist, adapt quick, upskill, play a long game.
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Finally he has apologize @RobFinnertyUSA win for kenyans
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early morning rage bait
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That’s how we feel when we pay their embassies application fees, referee waves play on.
Tourists are seething over the 44 USD mandatory inbound travel health insurance.
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Oh, poor Q… had to use “shusshh,” ’cause saying “quiet” would only prove U’s point 🤣🤣🤣
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