@TheDanstein

The Human Highlight Jew

 New Yawk
Joined June 2011
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Dad?!? RT @wizkhalifa: I am Mr. Goldstein.
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He literally was given a touchdown in the most rigged QB kneel down of all time 2 weeks ago
Davis Mattek
@DavisMattek7h
The degree to which the NFL is conspiring against Bhayshul Tuten fantasy football points is legit comical This is straight up cheating
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Paul E Williams@PEWilliams_8h
Yes, a victory for Marine Le Pen
Sami Gold
@souljagoyteller17h
Wait do people actually believe these protests will lead to anything? Lmfao
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Jay in Kyiv
@JayinKyivOct 17
Simply put. We'll likely see Trump and Putin agree to a fake "armistace deal" in the next week or so, aimed at saving midterm elections. Putin is now milking Trump for maximum concessions before agreeing, with Trump piling on the gifts. Turning off Starlink was to ensure that if Ukraine doesn't agree, Putin just ramps up the massacres on newly undefended cities - as it's required for Ukraine's interceptors - until Zelensky agrees. Russia will break the agreement the day after the election, claiming Ukraine broke the agreement, but Putin will already have massive concessions, walking away with huge new revenue streams for his war machine.
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Full 2 minute drill fully under center flanked by an offset tailback with his hand in the dirt. This is amazing
Kevin Gallagher
@KevG163Oct 17
October 17, 1994 Joe Montana's Final Magic Act "Lord, you can take me now, I've seen it all." The Classic Chiefs-Broncos MNF Duel John Elway gives Denver the lead with 1:29 left, Montana then directs his team 75 yards for the win. ABC's Al Michaels, Frank Gifford, and Dan Dierdorf are left in awe at Mile High
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Could’ve tried to be the man here but you hitched your wagon to flat earth holocaust skeptic guy. Now 10 million of us will gladly lie and tell our kids KAT was much better than you
Kevin Durant
@KDTrey5Oct 17
Replying to @knickzfeed
They were actually a 500. Team with internal problems before I got there but you’re a Knicks fan, u wouldn’t know.
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Donald Trump withheld congressionally approved military aid to Ukraine on the condition that they launch a sham prosecution of Joe Biden
Dan McLaughlin
@baseballcrankOct 17
Your confusion is between Trump's character & attitude (which I've observed on this point for 11 years) and his actions & official policies. But sure, go ahead and tell everyone there's nothing new to see here.
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Arab leaders from 1948 to 1973:
🗣️🗣️🔥🔥@Shinaxite_Oct 15
who the fuck cares about stability just invade israel nigga
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there are no more bangers, leaving everything else aside we are 10 years older than we were in 2016, it would be alarming to consider any of this shit still amusing
Samson Serious
@SamsonSeriousOct 16
Another banger, I’m afraid
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agent bubblegum
@kaitduffyOct 15
People need to stop trying to make the Upper East Side a cool young person place, this neighborhood is where you move to have kids and then die
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Love it when my federal government is pleading massive incompetence instead of transparent maliciousness
Aidan Stretch
@aidan_stretchOct 14
NEW: US officials blamed “bad weather” for not warning Ukraine of Russian missile launches overnight which killed 6 and left more than 600,000 without power, sources tell @CBSNews. Ukrainian officials don’t buy the excuse, believing intelligence was withheld on purpose.
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Jace Avery@lemonpartyshow2Oct 14
The tech oligarchs got worried about getting crushed in the primaries and hit the big red button that floods all the algorithms with 2020 era “woke” discourse to remind everyone that libs are really fucking annoying
TMZ
@TMZOct 12
"Schitt's Creek" star Dan Levy rips Shane Gillis "SNL" monologue as misogynistic. 🎥: Instagram/instadanjlevy
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Whatever amount of rainforest square footage had to be sacrificed to make this may have been worth it
David
@DavidNeiszPHLOct 13
I have no idea who to credit for this Eagles video, but it was pretty clever.
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Kyrie also would’ve wanted to jump off a bridge if the moon cycle didn’t line up with his mood
dmay@notdmayOct 13
kyrie would've jumped off a bridge before uttering the words "papa bron"
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Both of these teams are point shaving
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Thread of Jazz not covering first on bunts seems jarring until you realize he’s off 3 edibles and just took a dab between innings
Victor@HalToHellOct 12
Check out the Yankees bunt defense compared to the Dodgers. Jazz Chisholm and Kiké Hernandez start in the exact same spot. Yet when Kiké spots the bunt, he sprints to first to get the out while Jazz just wanders around aimlessly and the runner reaches. Losing on the margins.
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Absolutely routed up an edge rusher
Willie Knows Ball
@WillieKnowsBallOct 11
I need this guy getting 8 targets a game my goodness
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They have an obsession with showing the least enjoyable to watch qb in the league (42 year old stat padding Aaron Rodgers)
Laz 🏈 👀@crumbbutlerOct 11
Red Zone showing the steeler game for 28 uninterrupted minutes
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NFC beast is back
Patrick Daugherty@RotoPatOct 11
NFC East winless in a week where two of its teams were playing each other
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Every eagle fan is too stupid to figure out the obvious. GIVE BIG DOM THE BALL
one dozen bats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Oct 11
Complete cultural rot in the Eagles locker room because you have a Head Coach who doesn’t call the offense, doesn’t call the defense, doesn’t set the identity or culture, and has to be babysat by some guy named “Big Dom” with no actual job description. This can’t be sustained.
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Julien Hoez
@JulienHoezOct 11
Elon Musk deeply upset that the only group who genuinely like and support him, the Russian bot networks, are being destroyed.
Julien Hoez
@JulienHoezOct 11
Ukraine shredding Russian bot networks and saving Western democracy as a result would be an absolutely wild victory. Which is yet another reason why we need to keep funding and supporting Ukraine by giving them the weaponry they need to win.
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