@TheCrystalBeth

Comedian and co-host of @unlimitedsxm and the @fiftheleminute podcast. I talk about Star Wars.

 New York, NY
thecrystalbeth.com
Joined December 2009
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Me: Happy #StarWarsDay! Co-worker: I don't care about that. Me:
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Asterios@asterios31 Oct 2022
hey you know you can leave twitter without telling us right
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Just like that
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I posted yesterday's Guess the Tune with a ton of hints, because I thought no one would recognize the song. I was wrong! People came out of the woodwork to express their love for "In a Big Country" by Big Country. 😮
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Is "Lando's Closet" the horniest cue in the Solo score? @TheCrystalBeth joins me to discuss this pressing matter in Solo minutes 66-70! starwarsmusicminute.libsyn.c…
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Still my favorite tweet of all time.
Crystal Beth@TheCrystalBeth4 May 2017
Me: Happy #StarWarsDay! Co-worker: I don't care about that. Me:
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Applies to restaurant reviews as well. There is no value in them.
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MINUTE 18: We’re delighted guest commentator @TheCrystalBeth is here but #Beckett & #Val don't feel the same way about Corporal Solo! Listen to us wherever you get #podcasts, on YouTube or at StarWarsMinute.com! #MoviesByMinutes #StarWars #Disney #Solo #MxM
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Best week of my life so far!
Star Wars Minute@StarWarsMinute14 Mar 2022
MINUTE 16: Guest commentator @TheCrystalBeth joins the fight & space Woody Harrelson is here too! Listen to us wherever you get #podcasts, on YouTube or ad-free at patreon.com/swm #MoviesByMinutes #StarWars #Disney #Solo #MxM
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Mark Hamill
@MarkHamill11 Mar 2022
Hi Ben, I LOVE mind-reading acts! Now guess which finger I'm holding up... ❤️- Mar🐫 xitter.cf/HamillHimself/status/1…
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Sky News
@SkyNews9 Mar 2022
Nations must act now before it is ‘too late’ Ukraine's president has told Sky News that his country cannot stop the war against Russia on its own and that millions could die if the world does not act now to stop the bombing news.sky.com/story/ukraine-w…

Zelenskyy: Millions could die if world doesn't act now to stop bombing

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A few people reached out and yes that was me on the news. I grabbed the clip.
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I never tweet. @TheBatman is making me tweet. I left the theater feeling like I was a kid again, walking out to the car with my dad in blissful tears just wanting to be in the movies and create fun shit! I DIE IT WAS JUST WONDERFUL. Three days until I can see it again!!
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An adult in my house did this.
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Rosario Dawson confirms Hayden Christensen’s role in the Ahsoka series:
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IGN
@IGN22 Oct 2021
BREAKING: Hayden Christensen is set to reprise his role as Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader in the upcoming Ahsoka Disney+ series. bit.ly/3pskXXK He was previously confirmed to be involved in the Obi-Wan Kenobi series as well.
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Remember to be mad at the big companies for delaying your shows by not treating their workers in with respect.
Murphy's Multiverse@MultiverseMurph14 Oct 2021
RUMOR: '#TheMandalorian', '#SecretInvasion' and Many More Productions Facing Shut Down for 90 Days Due to IATSE Strike. Many delays may follow. More Details: murphysmultiverse.com/rumor-…

RUMOR: 'The Mandalorian', 'Secret Invasion' and Many More Productions to Shut Down for 90 Days Due...

It looks like the current IATSE Union strike may affect various productions, as Marvel, DC, and many more face a production halt.

murphysmultiverse.com
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The largest reservoir in the US is drying up. The water there has dropped more than 140 feet in the last two decades. But the US isn’t the only country experiencing abnormally dry weather conditions.

Decoding the US drought and what it means for the future

More than half the US has been experiencing abnormally dry conditions or drought. Extreme heat is fueling wildfires and worsening air quality.

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nat towsen@NatTowsen30 Sep 2021
Comedy is wild because you'll see someone perform at a dive bar and think "they're pretty funny, just need some practice", then the next week you see them on Fallon and google them to discover their mom is the NBC peacock and their dad is Henry Kissinger.
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MINUTE 128: Things seem bleak until General Organa gets a haunting visit from her brother Wormie and guest commentator @TheCrystalBeth! Listen to us wherever you get #podcasts or get ectoplasmic at StarWarsMinute.com/YouTube #StarWars #TheLastJedi #MoviesByMinutes #Leia #Luke #Crait
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nat towsen@NatTowsen8 Jun 2021
aaaaand this is why we should have shut this shit down when it was just alt right comedy podcasters saying it
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