the most satisfying shit is when it’s all hard and rock solid and just plops in the toilet and you just KNOW it’ll be an easy wipe but then you get those shits where it’s all soft and sticky and it’s a pain in the ass to wipe properly and you just wish you had a bidet

“they only view music as an art”

looking back it’s really funny that they had the jewish kid in a polo and cargo shorts

the fact that his only relevance nowadays is damn that is pretty good and gen z is trying to cancel eminem is really funny to me

LMAO why is there a harrison ford superman??

with how people are talking about this clip you’d think charlie was going “and fuck all sex workers, they’re all gross and icky and i hope they all catch stds. well that’s about it see ya” but then you realize he’s just clapping back at someone ELSE who threw petty insults lol

remember when the only movies dc had going for them was zionist wonder woman and aquaman lol

this just made me realize chris hansen has the same speaking quirk as ben shapiro

the average blue lantern

i just like how jovial she is in this specific photoshoot, it makes me really happy

this is just team rocket

we got tim holler and sundaya over here