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“A delusion starts like any other idea. For a delusion to thrive, all other rational ideas must be eliminated.” | @softlife_zw

Joined February 2015
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NoneMayTouchDoom retweeted
🔸I love Zimbabwe and I treasure being Zimbabwean. I wouldn’t change that for anything. We need new leaders.🇿🇼
After posting this, you sit down, hurt to the max, wishing you were a South African. You and I bought know the truth. I can swear at my president, go to bed,get a job in his administration next week. You can't even call your president with his first name...gtfoh hahahaha
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Just like me
my dad’s last words while on life support were “that’s what she said”, he laughed, and then slipped into the sleep he would not wake up from. goated.
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You were cooking with gas in 2023
Unopera mate mukanwa arguing with people that stopped watching Gold Mafia coz “episode 2 was not as entertaining as the first one”. Choose peace beloveds 🙏🏾
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Oh?
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Fairs. Makes sense.
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NoneMayTouchDoom retweeted
i’m saying
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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What's crazy about classism is you're never at the top of the pyramid. Pane anotokutarisawo achiti "eww"
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Nuh man you guys don't think this is CRAZY???? 💀
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NoneMayTouchDoom retweeted
Under my dictatorship all leftists will not have phones, no more virtue signaling online and misquoting Karl Marx. My next agenda is fitness. Every able bodied leftist has to do 10 push-ups minimum! Then I will hand over power to a worser dictator to test my experiment 🙂
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NoneMayTouchDoom retweeted
The snobs crashing out in the comment section think the business owner cares about their idiotic feelings?. Twima salad twenhando and gatekeeping🙌🏿
hulungende's performance at Jam Tree
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NoneMayTouchDoom retweeted
The discourse around Jam tree is so funny because clearly the owners want to cater to a new target market and if that bothers you so much why don’t you just move to a different place that’s more exclusive , more “uptown” 🤷🏾‍♂️
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NoneMayTouchDoom retweeted
Comments on this post especially kuma quotes haa ghetto yout rinenge richingo shorwa nekusemwa baba. Shandai vapfanha vangu and change the narrative, not for people to like you because they can fvck off but to just enjoy your life more muchipinda kwavanoti ndekwavo ikoko🤞🏽
hulungende's performance at Jam Tree
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NoneMayTouchDoom retweeted
How do you guys separate this mentality yeClassism from who you are as a professional that interacts with people from different classes. Jamtree has lost value because kwauya munhu wekuGhetto but you want that same person to patronize your business? Or munongoshandidzana ikoko?
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You guys sound very brainwashed and stupid with these classist takes.
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Buddie Beatz is a better developed app
Replying to @TheCowBoy263
Easily the worst set of software products in entertainment.
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Fairs. Tuchel just like me. 🤝🏾
🚨 Breaking: Cole Palmer left out of England squad for Nations League games vs Croatia + Spain. 24yo Chelsea playmaker withdrew from last international break & despite availability has not been called into final camp of 2026 by Thomas Tuchel @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7756674…
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Do the software developers at DStv actually get paid?
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like in what world does this make sense? chingobvisa zve the old package yacho on my current account. bradhi shit.
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