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“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.
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There is something especially pathetic about someone who had their career derailed by a “disability accommodation” demand so risible it would make a communist side with ownership becoming this kind of influencer.
EXCLUSIVE: Former NBA first-round pick Royce White says he's declaring for the 2027 WNBA Draft, claiming he now identifies as transgender for the purpose of playing professional basketball. The 6-foot-8 former Houston Rockets draft pick follows fellow former NBA player Enes Kanter Freedom, who announced his own plans to declare amid the growing debate over transgender athletes in women's sports. White told Fox News Digital he believes he'd be "unstoppable" in the WNBA and suggested he could pursue legal action if denied an opportunity to play. White said the move is meant to challenge the WNBA to clearly define its eligibility rules for transgender athletes, saying: "I'd like to know what the parameters are."
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Fun fact: paintball masks don't cover the whole face. Ask me how I know.
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forgot to post my 4 year hrt anniversary lol kinda crazy how it straightened my hair too
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the day is here once again
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“in periculo sum”
Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenakerJun 26
As someone who according to 23andMe has 90+% Anglo-Celtic ancestry, when I look at Erling Haaland I feel like I have epigenetic memories of someone like him putting an axe through my skull.
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Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenakerJun 26
As someone who according to 23andMe has 90+% Anglo-Celtic ancestry, when I look at Erling Haaland I feel like I have epigenetic memories of someone like him putting an axe through my skull.
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OI, just realized it'z Pride Moon, gitz! Neva let any'un' tell you, you'z not best! WAAGH!
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At the age of 16, me and my best friend (who gave me the name 'rebulast'), picked up our midnight release editions of Halo 3, sped home, told our parents it was important, and played more Halo than you could imagine. There is no Warframe without the legacy of Bungie games.
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The prophecy has been fulfilled.
Okie dokie, please welcome Aaron Paul to Season Three!!!
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SHIRANAI, SHIRANAI BOKU WA NANIMO SHIRANAI🗣️
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The next Assassin's Creed is going to a very unexpected place polygon.com/assassins-creed-…
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committing seppuku (ritual suicide) with my wakizashi (small sword) because I failed my daimyo (feudal lord) by crashing his Nissan Pulsar (untranslatable)
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When asked about the news, Steven Sinclair said “I never take vacation, the northern lion cruise was the only thing I had to look forward.” He has not elaborated.
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i forgot to remember to forget #fallout
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Over the almost 6 years developing the visual style for Marathon I put +100 boards like this together, directed at various areas of the game & tone. In this example: Winter olympics, NeoTokyo (the game), Koji Morimoto, Nike Move to Zero, and a chip design.
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I’m scraping by.
to everyone born between 1985-1999 with no kids, how's that expensive cardboard collection doing?
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Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)
Replying to @uwukko
isn’t it crazy how arm is british
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