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Andrew Cholfe

@TheCholfer

Cooker. Ironworker. Comedian? Instagram: cholfer

 Toronto, Ontario
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Joined November 2013
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Canadian childrens' folk goth band: Sharon, Lois, and Bram Stoker.
It's time to give the people what they want, and @Adele Christmas album. *I might be wrong and this isn't what people want, except that I'm not and it is.
The song Spirit In The Sky wasted one of the best riffs on Christian rock.
People still arguing about vaccinations 2 years into this thing. 2 shots haven't had this much attention since the JFK assassination.
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Colonel Sanders outranks Captain America.
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Cool of @cityoftoronto to decide to make our street permit parking, and didn't tell us.
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I have a fear of getting mugged in a parking garage, because I'd lose both my ticket and my wallet, and I'm afraid I'd be trapped.
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So is @edhelms in @MumfordAndSons then?
Americans: never shuts up about freedom Also Americans: Arbitrarily arrest that person I dont like!
Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) profile pictureStephen L. Miller
@redsteeze23 Jun 2021
Arrest Hillary Clinton.
Jennifer Coolidge impressions are Owen Wilson impressions for women.
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While wearing skirts, how often does your bare butt touch stuff?
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Explain to me how every actor that resides in LA isn't hella tanned.
Had a chat on the Mixtapes With Mike Podcast. Click the link to have a listen and give him a like/follow. podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR…
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This is what people who are against vaccines sound like.
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Ask yourself, Netflix, why else would I have watched a 17 year old movie?
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Bill and Melinda are probably getting divorced because of the 5G microchip. Crazy.
I want to see the Snyder cut of every movie. "Does that mean I want to see THAT director's cut of their movie?" No. I want to see Zack Snyder's cut of other peoples' movies.
Can everybody against restrictions get on the same page? It can't both be communist and fascist.
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Got my vaccine appointment this week and I gotta say.... Brutal time to rewatch I Am Legend.
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I think he means the Alt-Right thing to do.
Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) profile pictureMatt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog19 Apr 2021
In order for the Chauvin jury to do the right thing and acquit, they must be willing to face death threats and smear campaigns that will ruin the rest of their lives. Most people do not have that kind of courage.
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