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Not affiliated with Andy Burnham or the Labour Party. I need your money, your homes and your clothes.

United Kingdom
Joined July 2022
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Soon Labour will have a difficult decision. Option 1: An arrogant socialist with glasses from the north Option 2: An arrogant socialist with glasses from the south Choose wisely, you weirdos.
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Life in 1996 vs. 2026
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This is awkward @Ed_Miliband
I watched Russell Brand @rustyrockets on the @jimmyfallon show the other night—what the hell do people see in Russell—a major loser!
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Been off Twitter for 3 months and @Telegraph has joined the @guardian in the gutter. I'll stick with the @thesundaysport for my news...
Can ‘one-way monogamy’ work? Find out what happened when relationship therapist Courtney Boyer opened her marriage.

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When you're trying to order lube to your prison cell
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Imagine listening to a BBC radio DJ in the event of an emergency
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Not been here for a while. Is X still a calm soothing sanctuary of rational thought?
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The stuff I sometimes open up Facebook to makes me think I’m sleeping on Facebook
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Nothing says Labour values more than this....
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Good news @haveigotnews it says huge show, so you're safe for now...
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An increase in energy prices and a pledge to continue selling the country to BlackRock. You spoil us @UKLabour
I met with @BlackRock and financial services leaders in Edinburgh yesterday to emphasise my commitment to the sector, to recognise the significant role they are playing and to make clear that we are determined to work with them to achieve even more. Many exciting plans ahead! Our financial services sector is a leader in trade exports, a key driver of economic growth and helps attract inward investment.
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Here's the Labour government giving you "breathing space"
Labour is giving people vital breathing space with the cost of living.
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Fucking hell. They really don't care.
Labour is giving people vital breathing space with the cost of living.
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What a tit
"I was a huge fan of what Dolly did around literacy" Prime Minister Andy Burnham reflects on the country singer's death and says she's left a "legacy" and "great music that people will treasure forever"
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Hey! I switched to Fuse for my energy - it’s way cheaper, and their support team are actual humans. Sign up directly on the app or website and use my code CHRIS19628 before 18 Sep and we can earn £100 each! fuseenergy.com/app
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4% increase. 🤣
My number one priority is to give families that are struggling to pay their energy bills some breathing space to face the coming winter. Ask me anything about energy bills on Reddit today at 10.30am👇 reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/…
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Fucking - and I can't emphasise this enough - hell
“THIS STREET LIGHT WILL BE SWITCHED OFF FROM APPROXIMATELY 12.30AM TO 5.30AM” …in the tiny village where @andyburnham is planning to put 1,250 male asylum seekers…?! #Piddington Can @downingstreet @ukhomeoffice @ShabanaMahmood @annaturley @mtpennycook be for REAL?!?
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Putin doesn't need to nuke anything. Our infrastructure is fubar a few tactical strikes on power plants, interconnectors or gas lines would cause chaos. FFS the country can't even cope with 30 degree weather
Is @andyburnham moving No 10 up north because he knows Putin is going to nuke London?
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The Burminator retweeted
BIG DEVELOPMENT The Telegraph: The UK has accelerated its major emergency planning amid fears Russia could strike after Russian threats of UK involvement in the Ukraine conflict 🇺🇦🇷🇺🇬🇧‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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