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They said they needed someone who could look graceful getting shoved off a mountain... safe to say I nailed it.
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In case you forgot, @Tide didn’t revive me. I’ve been back for awhile.
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.@tide do you know how to get out mutton stains? Asking for a friend... #laundrylater
Goodbye, Mr. Peanut, my friend. My salty, snackable friend. My delicious, salty, snackable friend… okay, now I’m hungry. #RIPeanut
It is with heavy hearts that we confirm that Mr. Peanut has died at 104. In the ultimate selfless act, he sacrificed himself to save his friends when they needed him most. Please pay your respects with #RIPeanut
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Really disappointed the @BudLight Knight isn't starting for @PHXRisingFC tonight.
#PHXvAUS | #DollarBeerNight | #Sabermetrics
The sweeps is over and two lucky Glorias have been chosen. Honestly I'm a little glad it's over since my TL currently makes no sense... EVERYONE IS GLORIA
Blues are coming home and I am all in on Gloria. Change your Twitter display name to Gloria and @ me with #GloriaSweepstakes for a chance to win 2 tickets to join me at Game 4. See rules in bio.
