Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? I was talking about my rug.

You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fuckin glad,man.You could use it as an excuse to make money disappear.

I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.

Beaver? Uhhhh, you mean vagina...? I mean, you know the guy?

OVER THE LINE!

Beaver? Uhhhh, you mean vagina...? I mean, you know the guy?

We dropped off the damn money...

You mark that frame an eight you're entering a world of pain.

This is the fuckin' guy! I can find this fuckin' Lebowski guy!

My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.

Who are you, anyway? Oh, just a friend of Maudie's. A friend with a cleft asshole?

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS! (tv edit)

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.

Sorry to hear about Donny. Yeah. Well, you know, sometimes you eat the bear, and, uh.

You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole!

I! The Royal we! You know, the editorial...

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

My dirty undies, Dude. Laundry. THE WHITES.