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Patsy Stoned

@TheBorkFace

the last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic.

 7th circle of hell
Joined January 2016
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"TRUMP DIED WHILE JD VANCE WAS EATING HIS ASSHOLE"
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this is the hope obama was talking about.
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The handsome Squidward comedy special on Netflix is uncanny valley levels of "That man's face makes Jocelyn Wildenstein look sane"
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They took away my 3am people watching while buying groceries stoned out of my mind happy place
Headgraphix (@Headgraphix) profile pictureHeadgraphix
@Headgraphix27 Oct 2023
“Can you tell us what it was like going to Walmart at 3am?”
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Lake Inferior is still a lil bitch
Bugsy Sailor (@BugsySailor) profile pictureBugsy Sailor@BugsySailor9 Oct 2023
Sunrise 1,743* Lake Superior is at her best this time of year. If you’re only seen her in spring and summer, you don’t know her.
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Лаура 🦠@ecto_fun3 Oct 2023
the new stevie nicks barbie looks like a laura palmer barbie
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Jeremy@JeromeyR0me25 Sep 2023
In 1999 the Bears considered hiring Bill Belichick as head coach, but instead chose Dave McGinnis (but botched the hire and he pulled out) In 2013, with Bruce Arians and Andy Reid on the open market, the Bears hired Marc Trestman In 2022 they brought Brian Daboll in for one interview, didn’t even talk to Mike McDaniel and hired Matt Eberflus Buster Bluth and Kendall Roy are running this franchise
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Molly RINGWALD?!
wendell sandico (@wendellsandico) profile picturewendell sandico@wendellsandico10 Sep 2023
there is so much going on here
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eleanor@dimestorepaglia27 Aug 2023
and if the carrie bradshaw bus crashes into us
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Her job is Cinema
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Christian Cortave (@CCortave24) profile pictureChristian Cortave@CCortave2424 Aug 2023
Her job is cinema
To Die For

ALT To Die For

Moulin Rouge!

ALT Moulin Rouge!

The Killing of a Sacred Deer

ALT The Killing of a Sacred Deer

The Northman

ALT The Northman

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Yes I named my new horror book after a Kate Bush song because I am what? GAY
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The Simpsons joke where Brockman does an entire telecast about Malibu Stacy and ends with 'Oh, and the President was arrested for murder. More on that tomorrow night' was pretty prophetic in retrospect
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I love Scheiss Hund Gniesbert. Sounds like a Dark Souls boss
Luxi (@polyluxxx) profile pictureLuxi@polyluxxx13 Aug 2023
Mein scheiss Hund Gniesbert ist schon wieder in meinen Gaming pc geklettert
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GURGAVIN
@gurgavin9 Aug 2023
JUST IN : PENN ENTERTAINMENT SOLD BARSTOOL SPORTS TO DAVE PORTNOY FOR $1 PER NEW FILLING $PENN
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Leila Rahimi@leilarahimi7 Aug 2023
I thought our 2022 Bulls opinions were tearing us apart. I was wrong. It's definitely our White Sox opinions.
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The white walkers will really call the police for ANYTHING 🥴
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Cigarettes and coffee in Twin Peaks
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clive barker rules so much lol. like yeah ofc the God that the cenobites worship in Hell is called Leviathan and looks like this
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