I'm Joe, the BizarreStar. Working class occult detective, hunter, and Final Guy.

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Joined September 2011
At this point, it was a mercy kill.
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Not sure if ragebait or just retarded.
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All right, apparently this is some type of copy pasta of what I have no idea. But any excuse to talk about Lament of Innocence it’s cool with me. I actually do remember a lot of the magazines back in the day giving this game pretty middling reviews. Granted I played this game a year or two after it came out, but I did due to this day still enjoy it along with Curse of Darkness, but I do understand the criticism these games get especially when compared to games like Devil May Cry. Devil May Cry 2 had come out earlier that year before Lament of Innocence and 3 came out in the same way for Curse of Darkness. Both these games kind of show what happens when you begin chasing gameplay trans especially ones that are still going through growing pains and not completely refined yet. I kind of wonder Iga and company thought they could capture lightning twice combining Castlevania with Devil May Cry like they he did Castlevania with Metroid.
Asked my friends dad who's been a game developer for 25 years "Why doesn't anyone make games that look like this anymore?" I'll never forget his answer he said "We can't, we don't know how."
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1. Fools and their money are soon parted. 2. Popularity and quality are not the same by that logic, the Twilight movies would be considered good. 2. Not exactly fair to compare a sequel to a game that was released on every platform under the sun versus a new IP that was PS5 exclusive for almost a year to eventually be released on Steam with Shift Up already making plans to release the game on Xbox and Switch. But sure leave that stuff out, right?
Hades 2 sold an estimated 4 million copies on Steam alone. We don't have numbers for Switch 1/2, Xbox, PS5 or EGS which could easily put it at 6+ million copies. So much for being "safe horny"
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Yeah, because I'm sure you got this on your first fucking playthrough.
Yeah man remember when you could end the final fight in Symphony of the Night in less than 15 seconds. Extremely well made game!
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‼️FIRST LOOK: AVENGERS: ENDGAME MODE GAMEPLAY Here's a glimpse at some of the gameplay of the new Path to Doomsday: Avengers [End Game] mode, arriving to the game this week. #MarvelRivals
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I like both of them.
The most beautiful woman you've ever seen vs generic anime teenager. Gamers shouldn't be allowed to vote
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And I’m sure your review will be fair and objective.
Damnnn @KONAMIUK treating influencers for the launch of Castlevania: Belmont's Curse (game is also great btw) ad | gifted @Castlevania_EN
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He was doing this AND the Vampire Killing was slowly killing him. John Morris is a stud.
The rope swinging in this game is a little finicky so it's very annoying that the first time they have you do it, it's over a bottomless pit and only near the end of the game in Stage 5 do they let you do it over solid ground.
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BizarreStar ⛧🕵 Horror VTuber retweeted
Replying to @mightydgaf
“Like a family…” What kind of messed up families have you been a part of? You know what, don’t answer that. It might explain why you were in that industry to begin with.
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This has nothing to do with skill. If anything, the power ups actually kind of make this quite easy. The problem lies in the fact that this simply a case of tedious and repetitive game design made for the sake padding out the game.
es increíble como todas las críticas al nuevo castlevania son simplemente skill issue
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Unfortunately, it’s hard to have discourse with one side that has a pure black-and-white mentality and think voting one way means you’re evil.
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BizarreStar ⛧🕵 Horror VTuber retweeted
The more time you spend in gaming spheres online the more you realise every game fandom just has these two types of fans
La situación con el Castlevania nuevo es esto. Quieren el mismo juego exactamente sin nada distinto, si cambian la música mal, si quitan una cosa que a NADIE le gusta también se enfadan, si hacen un arte adaptado lloran. Quieren un refrito del refrito en una franquicia de 40 AÑOS
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I actually kinda liked Death Island.
Resident Evil fans, do you agree with this? 👀🔥 Which character deserves the spotlight next: Jill, Claire, Chris, or Leon? 🖤 #Residentevill
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Julius beat Dracula’s ass so hard he had to come back as a good guy.
Anyone still clambering for a Castlevania depicting Julius' battle against Dracula was never paying attention. Julius is the apex of the Belmont clan. THE soldier of God himself. The whole bloodline was leading up to this guy. He's the hardest boss in Aria, bringing down the castle around him, while both past his prime, and sandbagging you. He was the hammer of divine justice against the Antichrist. He didn't deliver A defeat to Dracula, he KILLED him. He's the reason Castlevania's story has a conclusion. Depicting the war of 1999 ruins the mystique. We get flashes of what may have gone down, but in the end it was two unfathomable powers duking it out, and good won in the end. Won soundly, too. Julius bears no scars from that battle, no missing limbs, just some mystery amnesia. Hell, just to convey how unfathomably powerful the guy is, they modeled his appearance after the director of the whole damn series. You couldn't do him justice while sticking to the Castlevania formula. There's no upgrading Julius Belmont. Julius Belmont does not give a fuck about Medusa Heads, or bats, or Death itself. It took such a force to bring down Dracula once and for all that it wouldn't make a good video game anymore. The whole game would be the first few rooms from Symphony of the Night before Death swipes your equipment.
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No, the only real criticism SOTN getting is that it felt a bit too easy for veterans Castlevania fans. If there was any criticism regarding the series changing gameplay, it was so minute that it’s not even worth mentioning. After all, this was during a time when gaming was genuinely evolving so doing this type of stuff wasn’t met with such suspicion as it is now. Belmont’s Curse can barely be considered an evolution when it’s basically copying games that were originally copying games like Souls AND Symphony. In other words, it’s cerulean, though I sincerely doubt you understand that reference.
Do you think there were people shitting on Symphony of the Night back in 1997 and saying Castlevania is dead because it was trying new things and was very different from the rest of the series before?
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And there it is.
There are real human beings out there hating on this game 😭 Let's not act like Belmont's Curse isn't the best in the series in a couple of ways. SOTN can't give you this adrenaline bro.
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Even more so, as Bloodstained clearly shows that there is nothing inherently wrong with the system the series has been using for so long. Sometimes it’s not always about evolution. It’s about not fixing what’s not broken.
I always hate the "y'all don't want a new game" cope when a game was simply disappointing. The IP has been dormant for over a decade so of course fans want the revival to be the series doing what it's famous for and doing it better than ever. This new Castlevania just isn't that.
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