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Im a bee in the PR section of my hive. We hired a human to translate tweets and type them out for us. we're too small to do it ourselves (Save us, btw. No rush)

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Joined May 2018
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That's a stereotype. No. I do not like jazz.
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Made the bread cutting motion with my hand before I grabbed the knife to cut bread.
Im not paid enough to feel like im getting money but I sure feel the PTSD part.
there's a PTSD that comes from being poor that nobody talks about when you start getting money.
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The most real shit 50 cent ever said was "we dont give a fuck if its your birthday"
Pretty fucked up how packages can say "about 10 pieces" of chicken And consistently only have 9. If you're gonna give me "about" 10 pieces then ill pay "about" 4 dollars.
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Check out my new fashion, open toed boots. Im kiddin, just cant get new ones.
I dont wanna sound like everyone else but #DarkSouls3 is kinda bad.
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Maybe bad isnt the word. Not as good as the first two is.
I can talk with animals. They just dont listen.
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How do I stop sitting like this? Or on my foot? Why do I do this? Why does Joaquin Phoenix do it?
Jack Jack is too lazy to stand up.
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I never wanted a cat but I love this evil doer
Didn't that Trump fella do what Charles Manson did? Told some cultists they should do something, then people died because of it. Pretty sure this is the same situation on a larger scale. Or are you looking the other way on that?
The FBI is seeking to identify individuals instigating violence in Washington, D.C. We are accepting tips and digital media depicting rioting or violence in and around the U.S. Capitol on January 6. If you have information, visit fbi.gov/USCapitol.
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Unfollow the bees
if you’re not disgusted by the white supremacists/terrorists currently occupying the us capitol building then kindly unfollow and fuck all the way off (the whales will not miss you)
Consider- A wound with centipede stitches.
Hey @Spotify I use spotify during work and on my "shows to try" category I see "Hentai With Senpai" I dont see any way to remove it or filter it out. The bees aren't into that kind of podcast nor do they want the implication that they could be.
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Yeah but how do I turn it off?
Normalise being bitter and consumed by hatred
This is why the bees are dying. Or at least part of the reason
He'll haunt me for not making my pasta aldente. I like it mushy
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