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Shelby@shelbybrookes22 Oct 2020
OMG hahaha expectation vs reality 馃槶 ask for some nice autumnal tortoise shell nails and leave with bright orange boils. Of course too scared to say anything so pay the full amount and walk out smiling but crying inside #nailart
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When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep
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'Jeans and a nice top' but you can never find that nice top
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It's 420 eve, remember to leave out milk and cookies for snoop dogg
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Theresa May today live from Downing Street #GeneralElection
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It's weird to think people who are 5ft are only 5 subways long
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Boys in flannel 馃槏
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I can't wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
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Every British person when the suns been out for longer than 45 minutes
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Me drunk telling my life story even though no one asked
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Under capitalism, we are all the April Fool
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Just checked my balance... this better be an April fools
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When you stop chasing your tail and start chasing your dreams
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You won't be mad at me for being late if you stop thinking I'm going to be on time
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Me: that's it no more junk I'm going on a diet Also me five mins later:
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I fully support this policy
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I've been going to the gym for five months and all I've lost is 拢230
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2016: WIll Griggs on fire the whole of the uk: your defence is terrified
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I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be." I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.
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Posting a sc story for 1 specific person to see is the modern day equivalent of gatsby hosting elaborate parties in hopes that daisy attends
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