Tall, well balanced, nice guy, respector of women | Handsomely paid wageslave | Aspiring business owner | Rider on the storm | Middle child of history

Midwest 🇺🇸
Joined July 2025
“Hi girl, i noticed you liked my reply to that big account’s post, would you like to smd”
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A tall girl could fix me rn.
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If you have never interacted with any other man in the corporate office outside of those you’ve been introduced too, but go out of your way to find excuses to chit chat with every decent looking woman on the floor, is it an HR issue? Asking for a friend.
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i fucking love being 26. i love looking 26 and being so sexy and intelligent and well dressed and eloquent and good-smelling and and and #YAY
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You know it grips like a corporate handshake when you see her posting anime.
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Banger btw
Replying to @itsbreezyweezy
A man saying he prefer brunettes over blondes is equivalent to a woman claiming she prefer smaller dicks because “the big ones hurt”.
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They hate seeing a virile unemployed young man have fun.
Replying to @fakesmilece
Dude doesn't have money for an Uber but can spend the night drinking? He should be spending the night looking for a job be so fr
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Replying to @hannaahhn
I will forever assume all attractive white women are hoes who've fucked dozens of dudes, have harems of simps, and post nudes online.
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I do not like gym fyzik in women.
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Women like to edge themselves like that. Ignoring men floods their hindbrain with a cocktail of hormones fueled by a combination of feeling powerful, desired and objectified and the snatch gets the tingles.
tbh it’s hard to get a follow from me if ur not a hot girl
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Kinda need to sniff a blonde woman’s hair rn.
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🥺 Never forget.
Only thing I'll mention about 9/11 today since I don't see it mentioned as much: The search dogs got visibly stressed and actually lost morale from finding so many deceased people that workers would have to stage "successful rescues" (live people) for them. Man, my heart..
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“Wow that’s a great waist ass and tits babe, too bad you’ve abused your body to the point of infertility and now they’re all useless.”
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LMFAOOO
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Girls, all i am gonna say is i don’t exactly feel the way he feels about it, so accordingly, feel free to DM me.
Girls that get porn brained scare tf out of me. I don’t want to tie you up and beat the shit out of you. I love you.
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Women love posting pics where their bffffff looks like absolute shit and they look hot af lmao.
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ME AND FUCKING WHO?!
I love when rich American girls have a mental breakdown in their mid 20s and then turn to yoga retreats and God super openly on Instagram
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After i got done having sex with a girl i decided i won’t be seeing again
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Only a latent homosexual would be interested in fucking a girl his roommate fucked before.
Friend has a Hinge date tonight with a beautiful mid. Plot twist: his roommate went out with her 2 months ago and smashed first date. Never spoke again. Does he: A) Cancel B) Go but bring it up C) Go and take that information to the grave until he brings her back I’m firmly C
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I have such a hard time dumping women.
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Women love larping as lesbians so much lolz.
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