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“Hi girl, i noticed you liked my reply to that big account’s post, would you like to smd”
If you have never interacted with any other man in the corporate office outside of those you’ve been introduced too, but go out of your way to find excuses to chit chat with every decent looking woman on the floor, is it an HR issue?
Asking for a friend.
i fucking love being 26. i love looking 26 and being so sexy and intelligent and well dressed and eloquent and good-smelling and and and #YAY
Banger btw
Replying to @itsbreezyweezy
A man saying he prefer brunettes over blondes is equivalent to a woman claiming she prefer smaller dicks because “the big ones hurt”.
They hate seeing a virile unemployed young man have fun.
Replying to @fakesmilece
Dude doesn't have money for an Uber but can spend the night drinking? He should be spending the night looking for a job be so fr
Replying to @hannaahhn
I will forever assume all attractive white women are hoes who've fucked dozens of dudes, have harems of simps, and post nudes online.
Women like to edge themselves like that. Ignoring men floods their hindbrain with a cocktail of hormones fueled by a combination of feeling powerful, desired and objectified and the snatch gets the tingles.
“Wow that’s a great waist ass and tits babe, too bad you’ve abused your body to the point of infertility and now they’re all useless.”
Only a latent homosexual would be interested in fucking a girl his roommate fucked before.



















