@TheAlexCasey

Alex Casey parody-account, based on the Alan Wake games || +18, no lewd! MDNI! || Unaffiliated! I own nothing from Remedy Entertainment ||

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Joined January 2022
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"ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ...ᴛʜᴇ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ɪ ꜱᴘᴇɴᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ᴇx-ᴡɪꜰᴇ" ~Alex Casey parody account, based on the Alan Wake games. ~+18, possible dark content! Non lewd! ~ #alanwakerp
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"And get another divorce? I'm happy with coffee, thank you."
ALAN 𖦹 WAKE@BRlGHTFALLS2 Sep 2025
⠀ ❝ Maybe channel that love for coffee into a woman. Or a man. ❞ ⠀
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"...No, I haven't. It's not like I'm looking anyway."
ALAN 𖦹 WAKE@BRlGHTFALLS2 Sep 2025
⠀ Casey , for a second , I envied that cup of coffee and then I saw what you quoted. Have you tried online dating ? ⠀
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ً@holyaches2 Sep 2025
too beautiful. devastatingly beautiful.
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Replying to @ATA_GLANCE
@ATA_GLANCE When the Bureau got a tip of two Italian mafia members preparing the deal of the month near the harbor, men who have killed other dealers only two days ago to get the big goods, it was Casey who got the file slammed onto his desk. Casey locked eyes with his (+)
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black, Casey is actually still 'visible' in the dark thanks to his white shirt. He is wearing his normal Bureau clothes, windbreaker and everything, including his beloved gun which is removed from its holster once they approach the door. If the sound of cars approaching hasn't(+)
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already alarmed whoever is inside the building, then the agent at the front with the battering ram will do this job now. They're going in.
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ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ (ᴄᴀꜱᴇʏ) ᴄᴏꜰꜰᴇᴇ retweeted
cats aura 🐾
@catshealdeprsn14 Aug 2025
Neighbourhood surveillance
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"I bet some police officers wish a strange appearance would mean strange happenings in the near future just so they can easily arrest all the bad guys and get famous. But it ain't that easy. Someone with a beautiful face can be the worst type of human being. Just saying."
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//I didn't have more energy this weekend but for preparing this muse here. Please have fun with him <3 xitter.cf/Andr0idC0p/status/1952…
ᴄᴏɴɴᴏʀ *ᴿᴷ⁸⁰⁰ #³¹³ ²⁴⁸ ³¹⁷*@Andr0idC0p3 Aug 2025
~Connor (RK800) parody account, based on Detroit Become Human. ~ Main verse is an already slightly instable RK800 version who is intrigued by humans and he's started studying Hank during their few cases together. ~+18 possible dark content! Non lewd! ~ #dbhrp #mvrp
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//In case you're interested. Don't expect too much though. @C0LDDEVlL @ATA_GLANCE @VERLEGENHElD @DANCE___MACABRE
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//Guys, I really wanna write Connor from Detroit Become Human, too...Is it too late for that?
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//Pspspsps's at @DANCE___MACABRE, @C0LDDEVlL and @ATA_GLANCE.
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Well. It appears he's here. But with coffee at least.
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ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ (ᴄᴀꜱᴇʏ) ᴄᴏꜰꜰᴇᴇ retweeted
cats aura 🐾
@catshealdeprsn27 Jul 2025
i'm pretty sure the cat wrote this
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"I would say let me pet him and we're fine, but he didn't seem to like that idea, so....." He's making a pause just to tease. "...Just take him home."
𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗮 𝗗'𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹𝗼@DANCE___MACABRE24 Jul 2025
"No, not my boy. Not my little boy." Approaching the lil kennel, Ringo meowing loudly. "Can I post his bail?"
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"He tried to push off more than one cup of coffee of our desks. I'm afraid that's considered a minor crime."
𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗮 𝗗'𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹𝗼@DANCE___MACABRE24 Jul 2025
"What'd my boy do?"
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