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Jagwar retweeted
This logic is batshit crazy
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🚨 As per @lauriewhitwell, people with knowledge of the situation say that the cost of dismissing Michael Carrick and hiring a replacement was a factor in sticking rather than twisting.
Insane. Absolutely insane.
#MUFC
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Obinnah thought he was too big until he tried summoning Sifuna to that affordable podcast 😂 bro still hasn't healed
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Rowdy youths scramble for scrap metal being transported from the collapsed Eastleigh building.
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A whole president alitoa circular ya an important announcement kutuambia European clubs zinakuja kucheza friendly match. In a country where citizens are dying because their basic heathcare is not guaranteed. Lakini😂
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Six days later, people still trapped pale Eastleigh and it seems everyone has moved on. Not a single post by the president. Hatuna nchi hapa
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These two miscreants Willis Onyango and Felix Owino were arrested by the police in a car chase in Kisumu after they allegedly robbed more than 5 high-end mobile phones from some ladies in Kisumu. They were driving a black Prado TX, KDX 642Y.
Kenyans should be aware on how these street criminals operate these days;
♠Hire high end expensive SUVs like Prados, facelifted V8s and Lexus LX 570 from Nairobi.
♠ Drive outside Nairobi, to places like Machakos, Thika, Nyeri, Meru, Kisii, Eldoret, Kitale, Kakamega, Kisumu and others.
♠Get into high-end clubs in these places and order expensive liquor, most of the time Hennessy and Martel.
♠ Create attention around them, either by staging stunts with the dorimee things, while flaunting expensive phones, most of the time iPhone 17.
♠ Their intention is to attract female revelers who easily get convinced that they indeed have money.
♠ They lure ladies to their table where they spend a good amount on them, while scanning their valuables. Most ladies being the kutega babes with expensive phones and jewelry to raise stakes on their targets.
♠The sharp boys in a way end up luring the ladies into 'their' expensive cars where they drive to dead places, rob them at gun point, drain their bank accounts, at times rape them and dump them in the middle of nowhere!
♠ Move to the next town and the next.
Most of those vehicles used are usually fitted with fake number plates. Most these guys operate while concealing their faces with caps, to avoid being captured by CCTVs, others wear fake beards and hair!
Ladies should be on caution to be cautious on these young men in their 20's and 30's driving big vehicles, flaunting expensive phones and money! Those are sharp boys targeting what you've earned out of hard work or expertise in horizontal engineering!
Jagwar retweeted
I’m sorry Michael but ‘clear the air’ meetings with the players are completely pointless when you have no idea how to set up a football team
Michael Carrick a organisé une réunion avec les joueurs et le staff afin de tenter de mettre tout le monde sur la même longueur d’onde.
L’idée était de mobiliser tout le monde autour de l’objectif commun de remporter des matchs, quelles que soient les doléances de chacun.
Cette réunion a été décrite comme productive.
(@lauriewhitwell)
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I always side-eye people who casually throw God’s name into every conversation.
Na tulijua huwa mnawekelea God! 😂
𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗦𝗨𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗦 𝗡𝗔𝗕𝗕𝗘𝗗 𝗔𝗙𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗜𝗚𝗛-𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗘𝗗 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗦𝗘 𝗜𝗡 𝗞𝗜𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗨
Kisumu Central detectives have intercepted a black Toyota Prado and arrested two suspects believed to be behind a series of robberies in Kisumu town and its environs, following a high-speed chase.
The pursuit followed a robbery report by a woman who told police that she and her friends had been robbed of five mobile phones by individuals travelling in a black Toyota Prado.
Armed with actionable intelligence, detectives swung into action, trailing down the vehicle believed to be connected to the robbery.
Their search led them to the black Prado, registration number KDX 642Y. But when detectives moved in to intercept it, the driver had other ideas.
Defying police orders to stop, he floored the accelerator, setting the stage for a high-stakes pursuit through the town.
Hot on the vehicle’s trail, the detectives pressed on, determined to bring the fleeing occupants to a halt.
When the driver continued to defy their orders, officers fired at the vehicle’s tyres, puncturing them near Oile Park.
With its tyres deflated, the Prado veered out of control before crashing into an electric pole with a deafening bang! The impact damaged the vehicle’s front-right side, bringing the attempted getaway to an end.
Two suspects, William Onyango Odhiambo and Felix Owino Onyango, were arrested as they attempted to flee from the wrecked vehicle.
A subsequent search of the vehicle yielded a black pistol and three mobile phones, all detained as exhibits as detectives intensified investigations into the suspects’ involvement in a string of cross-border robberies.
The two suspects remain in custody undergoing processing pending arraignment.
The DCI remains steadfast in pursuing criminal elements and dismantling networks that threaten the safety and security of Kenyans.
#FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (toll-free) or WhatsApp 0709 570 000 to report crime anonymously. Usiogope!
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Kenya is quite the paradox. Our refugee camps shelter people fleeing wars in neighbouring countries, while our posh estates are home to the families of the very warlords accused of driving them from their homes.
The victims seek refuge here. So do the families of their tormentors. From the 70s to now. Whenever there is a humanitarian crisis in Rwanda, South Sudan, Somalia, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Sudan, Uganda...
You can guarantee that you will bump into wives and children of 'persons of interest' living their best lives in uptown Nairobi malls and schools
Succession jitters send Uganda’s elite house-hunting in neighbouring Nairobi.
theeastafrican.co.ke/tea/opi…
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They are writing matches off. Incredible really.
Michael Carrick to be given time to turn things in around at #MUFC. Expected to be in charge for Chelsea on Saturday live on @talkSPORT
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There needs to be an indefinite ban on ex players commenting on United matters.
🔥 Wayne Rooney TEARS into Manchester United players: “NOT FIT TO WEAR THE SHIRT!”
This is as critical as I’ve ever seen Rooney about his former club. He’s raging, and rightly so. Michael Carrick is a Manchester United legend and a close friend of Rooney’s, so this one clearly hits a little harder than usual.
On Stick to United with @markgoldbridge, he went straight for the players who love the spotlight when things are good but disappear the second it gets tough, like Bruno, Martinez, Rashford and the rest:
“Where’s Rashford now? Things get tough, where’s Rashford? You need to play through the pain barrier. You need to be ready, to give everything for the club, and they’re not doing that.”
He didn’t stop there. After that abysmal performance against Bournemouth, Rooney said he was pleased when the fans stopped clapping Carrick off and turned their fury on the players:
“I was really pleased when they switched from clapping Michael off the pitch, and then they’ve turned on them players. They’re not fit to wear that shirt at the minute. I don’t think they ever will be. The least you can do is work and show that it means something and that you care.”
Rooney said the five-year-olds he coaches understand something these multi-millionaires don’t: You run. You chase. You fight for every ball. This squad can’t even manage the basics!
Rooney finished by expressing frustration that the same players are doing it again to another manager, and will almost certainly get away with it:
“Honestly, watching it’s just so annoying and frustrating and disappointing that these players are gonna get away with it again.”
Ruthless from Rooney. He is speaking for the fans here. They know Carrick hasn’t been good enough, but he’s a club legend who cares deeply about Manchester United and is giving his all.
The players have given up. They don’t even run, and that is unforgivable! The fans will back you no matter what if you give your best, but they will never accept what these players are doing.
Right now these players are a disgrace to the shirt, to the badge, and to everything Manchester United is supposed to stand for.
Jagwar retweeted
Traveling from Nakuru to Eldoret via Eldama Ravine and Torongo, I saw many Cess road blocks. Do county governments actually collect much money using this method?
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Those who wanted Amorim gone last year, when United were 6th, level with 5th & 3 pts off 4th.
Do you think about that situation differently now knowing United are 16th with the players downing tools and another manager on the brink of the sack within 10 months?
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I agree with the sentiment but think this is the wrong coach to do it with.
If you’re going to do this, do it with a ruthless project manager who has history for it or a proven winner with a track record of eventual success.
