
Food, football and music. 2 kids over 12yrs apart so I've managed to feel like I don't know what the fuck I'm doing twice! A bit sweary #ynwa
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If you’re well enough to sit in an ambulance and take a photo for social media to tell everyone you’re in an an ambulance, you don’t need to be in an ambulance.
Here ends the lesson.
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OMG I’m downloaded an app called Be My Eyes, where blind people can call and they can ask anything like if an outfit matches or food is in date.
And I just got my first call!! A lady in US asked if she’d bought the right jam. She had. She was lovely. That’s so fcking cool!
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Over 100m has been spent on 3 players so far this summer
No mention
Liverpool sign a double winning Champions League player
What a waste of money
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I've just seen a greyhound racing called Zinedine Zedog and they might aswell stop naming other greyhounds now as noones coming close to topping that name
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Find a way for us to register Ndukwe and you have my vote @andyburnham
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Sometimes I just wanna see the 'Fireball' karaoke vid again........anyone got a link?! As classics go, up there.
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I'd rather drink the water from a tin of tuna than be asked to share a fun fact about myself as an icebreaker during a team building activity at work.
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As a society we owe it to each other to look after one another. This is what it’s about. The locking up and throwing the key away method is not the way. Never has been, never will be.
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In the UK, one in four people will have suicidal thoughts at some point in their lifetime.
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