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Chris Smith · Aug 25, 2023 · 10:29 AM UTC

Chris Smith@The86Kid25 Aug 2023

Fucking tell me about it

Chris Smith · Jul 24, 2023 · 1:44 PM UTC

Chris Smith@The86Kid24 Jul 2023

The X just feels like the twitter logo image failed to load.

Chris Smith · Jul 19, 2023 · 4:42 PM UTC

Chris Smith@The86Kid19 Jul 2023

Not shaken. Not stirring.

WeRateDogs

@dog_rates19 Jul 2023

This is Bond. He was very excited for his first vet visit. But it turns out being that excited can be pretty tiring. 12/10

a bernese mountain dog puppy, aka a black, brown, and white fluffball, is sitting excitedly on a veterinarian’s exam room table. his mouth is open and tongue hanging out a bit, and we can’t get over his perfect white socks of fur.

ALT a bernese mountain dog puppy, aka a black, brown, and white fluffball, is sitting excitedly on a veterinarian’s exam room table. his mouth is open and tongue hanging out a bit, and we can’t get over his perfect white socks of fur.

the berner pup looks up and to his left as he yawns a little, mouth open wide. his teeny tiny puppy teeth look razor-sharp, but the rest of him looks so dang soft.

ALT the berner pup looks up and to his left as he yawns a little, mouth open wide. his teeny tiny puppy teeth look razor-sharp, but the rest of him looks so dang soft.

the pup got sleepy. he’s laying down on the steel table with his chin resting between his two front paws, like he’s trying to wait up for santa claus but falling asleep on the floor. nobody tell him the vet isn’t santa.

ALT the pup got sleepy. he’s laying down on the steel table with his chin resting between his two front paws, like he’s trying to wait up for santa claus but falling asleep on the floor. nobody tell him the vet isn’t santa.

Andrew Levi · Dec 19, 2022 · 12:07 AM UTC

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Andrew Levi@AndrewPRLevi19 Dec 2022

I’m sure there’ll be wide interest in voting in this poll. Just doing my bit to share …

Elon Musk

@elonmusk18 Dec 2022

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

57%Yes

43%No

17,502,391 votes • Final results

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Chris Smith · Oct 20, 2022 · 8:06 PM UTC

Chris Smith@The86Kid20 Oct 2022

If Gerrard *isn't* sacked after this performance I just have to ask, why not? What has he done in a year to warrant being given any more time and any more money? How bad does it have to be, do we have to actually get relegated *again*? #avfc

Madelaine Hanson · Sep 18, 2022 · 2:18 PM UTC

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Madelaine Hanson

@MadelaineLucyH18 Sep 2022

Italian Film Noir written entirely using @duolingoUK nonsense phrases (featuring my bad italian)

Patrick Rowe · Sep 15, 2022 · 1:10 PM UTC

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Patrick Rowe@PatrickRoweSky15 Sep 2022

Image from Patrick Rowe (@PatrickRoweSky)

England

@England15 Sep 2022

Gareth Southgate has named a 28-man squad for our #ThreeLions' upcoming games against Italy and Germany:

Tommy · Sep 1, 2022 · 4:31 PM UTC

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Tommy

@_TommyMason1 Sep 2022

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

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Chris Smith · Jul 26, 2022 · 12:39 PM UTC

Chris Smith@The86Kid26 Jul 2022

Presumably with blackjack and hookers

TLDR News EU@TLDRNewsEU26 Jul 2022

🇷🇺 BREAKING: Russia will quit the International Space Station after 2024 and will focus on building its own orbital station, the new head of Roscosmos says.