Stoners are the worst texters. We're either too busy smoking, forget we have a phone, or staring at the text wondering if it makes any sense
Top 5 questions stoners ask:
"What?"
"Are my eyes red?"
"Can you smell it on me?"
"Are my eyes red?"
"What do you have to eat?"
I think Heisenberg wants some of my strawberries.. — #perfect-timing sco.lt/7jbwTB










